HELP!! I'm trapped in the Slenderman forest and there are huge turds everywhere!

Help! I'm trapped in the Slenderman forest and there are huge turds everywhere!

Best performance by downloading

Better performance in Chrome

Firefox isn't ideal

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You have been captured by the slenderman

It says so right on this note he left you.

There's no way you can escape unless you destroy all eight of the golden dookies that are scattered about.

Are you a bad enough dude to escape?????

CONTROLS:

WASD - Move

Left Click / Space - Attack

Right Click / F - Grab/Throw

Mind your FEAR meter - scary things like enemies or... goop... will cause it to rise! And just like in real life, if you fear gets too high, you die! Do you die? It's actually not completely clear. 

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Thank you all for the fame and notoriety. Don't just take my word for it, lets hear some glowing praise from Dr. Flattery, the Always Wrong Robot!