sideblog for the siterunner of bogleech.com

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Also going to finally make a pinned post for all my stuff:

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BOGLEECH - my tumblr blog is named after this website I created around 2002 (because I am a 1983 millenial to anyone who cares and couldn’t just count numbers) and still update. Thousands of pages worth of content focusing on creature design as well as real biology. My review of the original Legend of Zelda monsters might be the most straightforward example of my articles.

Links to some of the most popular content:

POKEMON REVIEW ARCHIVE: - I rate and review each and every single Pokemon, in Pokedex order, on its merits as a creature design. I also do so as someone whose favorite animals are all parasites.

DIGIMON REVIEW ARCHIVE - same, but more chaotic.

CREEPYPASTA COOKOFF ARCHIVE - for several years I hosted a yearly writing contest before it grew too big for me to keep up with. There are over a thousand user submitted horror, fantasy, sci fi and surrealist stories here emphasizing unconventional, original ideas you seldom see from the “creepypasta” community!

The original “MORTASHEEN” Monster Archive - since the early 2000’s I’ve created and illustrated more than 800 creatures and counting for my own monster-catching world, now set for release as a tabletop RPG setting.

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AWFUL HOSPITAL: SERIOUSLY THE WORST EVER (page one): an interactive comedy-horror-sci-fi webcomic I started in 2014 about a medical facility that could maybe be better.

Some of my other internet stuff:

PATREON - constant work makes my patreon updates inconsistent, but the content backlog goes back years with a huge amount of exclusive art and writing. I try to put up new exclusive stuff whenever I can.

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ETSY - I design all sorts of original enamel pins like these, plus I sell zero-maintenance terrarium plants (just leave them in a jar!), original books and other things!

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UNBELIEVABLE BUGS - also regularly restocked in the etsy store, 30 of the strangest and most surprising arthropods most people have likely never heard of, illustrated by myself and @revretch, written for even the youngest kids to understand (but will likely teach you something new at any age)

My Itch.io and Ko-fi - both sell digital versions of my books, including some creepypasta collections and my first novel, “Return of the Living,” about a world of entirely ghosts suddenly dealing with the appearance of ghost-eating monsters.

TWITCH CHANNEL - I now try to stream something at least monthly, sometimes weekly when possible, from horror games to books and art.

YOUTUBE CHANNEL - INSTAGRAM - BLUESKY


SEE ALSO:

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HUMANS-B-GONE - a science fiction animated series created, voiced and animated by my partner @revretch, about a world of kaiju-size, technologically advanced insects and arachnids to whom vertebrates like us are just pesky little “gubs.” Also has a tumblr account @humansbgone



FINALLY, HERE’S MY GUIDE AND RESOURCE TO MAKING YOUR OWN INTERNET WEBPAGES IN A FEW MINUTES

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halloweenrice asked:

Hollywood seems to be in a “adapting creepypasta and memes into movies” trending chasing phase now due to the success of Backrooms, Iron Lung and the FNAF movies because so far, the Mandela Catalogue, SCP Foundation, Siren Head and Cartoon Cat have all been announced to be getting movies and it’s highly likely that it won’t end there so let’s say an Hollywood exec approaches you and say they want to adapt Burgrr Entries or Awful Hospital and they give you full creative control, what would you do different in a film adaptation of your works, would you add or change anything?

I’d probably tell a whole new self contained story in the same universe.

Usually these deals are just a one time purchase of film rights though, and the rest is out of the original creator’s hands. But that’s fine, I’d love to be paid free money for somebody else to do all the hard work.

If the movie’s good, you can milk that. If the movie’s bad, you can also milk that. Becoming a “here’s how hollywood RUINED this idea” YouTube deep dive story would honestly be more fun and probably attract more curiosity in my stuff than a regular competent movie.

More fun the worse the adaptation is. If someone made something of mine into almost unrecognizable incomprehensible dogshit I’d treasure it forever. Screen it for friends. Work references to it into my actual stuff. Sell t-shirts of its worst dialog.

marsmarvel02 asked:

Okay you need to know that there's this in-development TV series called Bugsylvania about bug versions of horror movie monsters, and one of the characters is literally the fly the guy's head got put on in The Fly.

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Other characters include the Moth of the Opera (who according to his description is "always bursting into song, usually at the wrong time"), a leafcutter ant in a hockey mask named Slash, and a swarm of zombees.

Sadly seems more like an old proof of concept than actually being developed but you never know! I’m glad they remembered the ant should be a girl

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I had to find a search engine with no AI to find this though. Google, even with “verbatim” turned on, did not find it at all and insisted I meant Bugs Bunny’s transylvania cartoon :(

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Anonymous asked:

Not to add fuel to the fire but there's many other tweets from the same time period where [the person in question is extremely obvious so I won't bother saying a name] keeps talking about how she doesn't care about writing female characters as well and even jokes about being misogynist

Yeah, they’re sarcasm, teasing fans who complain. You don’t need any context, in a bubble they are written in sarcasm-voice already

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I just saw this tweet used as evidence of a creator being misogynistic and I cannot believe anyone on the internet could fail to connect that this is about female characters getting weird fans and fanart. Is that really not just exactly the only instantaneous meaning your brain understands?

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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

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i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

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I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

Anonymous asked:

So… DID you say you wanted to kill people over lolis, shipping and fictional characters.

And do you have an idea of what you want to replace prisons with, and how to deal with violent murderers and rapists?

Cause it really didn’t seem like your response acknowledged their main points

No I just think lolicon freaks should be ridiculed and avoided. And whenever they say I “got mad about shipping” that’s the only thing they mean, that I insulted them when I found out they have sexual fantasies about shit like dipper and grunkle stan or rick with morty. I don’t give a shit about “shipping” I just think you’re unwell and rancid if you can’t live without jerking off to pedophilia scenarios, doesn’t matter which characters.

I’ve also never met anyone anywhere who thinks there are never people that need to be detained? Why are you even asking something so basic. Facilities to detain people simply shouldn’t be torturous labor dungeons. They should focus on treating the person’s aggression, even if they never improve and have to be there indefinitely. That’s pretty much the only answer there is, so I don’t know why it needs saying unless you just like to hear me talk this much 🥰

I forgot there were fruit cores and stuff in a garbage bag by our front door until it was smelly so I picked it up to take it to the dumpster and about 15 blowfly maggots tumbled onto the floor and they’re one of my favorite animals and important pollinators and just doing their job so I carefully sat there gently picking them up one by one with a tissue and putting them in a cup but once there were around 5 or more in the cup they were climbing out just barely slower than I was collecting them so I had to pick them all up an average of two or three times each then I realized I could have been putting them back in the trash bag instead so I finally did that and took them to the dumpster to finish their life cycle in peace buuut when I came back up the stairs I found that one extra unseen straggler had fallen from the bag directly into a tiny spiderweb. I’m not gonna take her food away so RIP larva #16 but I feel like this is probably kind of adjacent to every day in the life of anyone with more than two children to keep track of