Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)
To everyone saying it’s not real:
This post is how I’ve learned that the sexual meaning of “spit roast” has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten
More of the Nintendo Power art exhibit
Years ago I noticed the emoji icon on my phone keyboard had started bringing up these weird awkward pregnancy themed stickers which I demonstrated in a Tumblr post, but since I never ever actually use the android emoji stickers it still considers these my "most used" just from that one single post, therefore it still suggests them first, therefore every now and then I almost accidentally send one of these to someone
Someday someone's going to text me that their mom died and I'm going to slip up and respond with shit like
Some notes feel a little mean so I wanna mention android sticker packs are often promotional commissions and include a tiny credit somewhere so these aren’t disguised fetish art by a mystery corporate artist, but by Lucy Knisley who is a comic artist and actual mom. They’re meant innocently, its just funny how it’d look to send one out of context in a normal unrelated conversation
my darkest secret is how many images I post are things I found already out of context on facebook
I’m sure people are enjoying this screenshot out of context but it’s genuinely funnier in-context because these edgelords are sorcerers who live cozy in another world while “hole” is the world their own toxic magic turned into a filthy disgusting wretched slum whose people live in endless misery. There is no reason this shirt should even exist, nothing that would make it effective as a disguise, and frankly hardly anybody left who would even give a fuck either way and this is not a one-off moment of silliness in some otherwise grimdark anime; Dorohedoro is always like this.
genuine curiosity, do ace people know that sexual urge is marked by an actual distinct physical sensation (what people call horniness etc.) of its own, which you can’t really describe like anything else? Like how being hungry or thirsty or tired or excited all have unique and distinct sensations to them? I say this because when this came up on facebook earlier there were multiple comments like “huh? What sensation? It’s never felt like anything to me” and that’s how those people discovered today that they might be asexual
loads of notes right off the bat from people who didn’t know! Yeah guys a “sex drive” can be more than just thought patterns, it can be a weird full body feeling which is neither good nor bad but can become very distracting and nagging, making it difficult to care about anything else until you actually do what it wants you to do, specifically with another person, which then replaces the urgent fixation with a “high” that’s also not really comparable to anything else, and for a lot of people it’s just never as good if it’s not with an actual partner.
Edit: didn’t mean to imply that all this on its own was a universal difference though, just tried to explain something some people experience that might be confusing to other people? But you can be asexual and experience all the above or you can be “allosexual” and not really get this happening either, there’s definitely more to it than that and different versions of it for everybody
The cheap sample image for these glow in the dark googly eyes is so funny out of context
(please do not stick swallowable googly eyes on anything for babies by the way)
This is the new most visually breathtaking and creative stop motion fantasy film. It’s on par with any henry selick and easily leagues better in every regard than the entire laika catalog.
halloweenrice asked:
Hollywood seems to be in a “adapting creepypasta and memes into movies” trending chasing phase now due to the success of Backrooms, Iron Lung and the FNAF movies because so far, the Mandela Catalogue, SCP Foundation, Siren Head and Cartoon Cat have all been announced to be getting movies and it’s highly likely that it won’t end there so let’s say an Hollywood exec approaches you and say they want to adapt Burgrr Entries or Awful Hospital and they give you full creative control, what would you do different in a film adaptation of your works, would you add or change anything?
I’d probably tell a whole new self contained story in the same universe.
Usually these deals are just a one time purchase of film rights though, and the rest is out of the original creator’s hands. But that’s fine, I’d love to be paid free money for somebody else to do all the hard work.
If the movie’s good, you can milk that. If the movie’s bad, you can also milk that. Becoming a “here’s how hollywood RUINED this idea” YouTube deep dive story would honestly be more fun and probably attract more curiosity in my stuff than a regular competent movie.
More fun the worse the adaptation is. If someone made something of mine into almost unrecognizable incomprehensible dogshit I’d treasure it forever. Screen it for friends. Work references to it into my actual stuff. Sell t-shirts of its worst dialog.
