The BMB Universe - By Alie & Vixx

Mourning Kettles

Where there is reluctant adjusting, an admirable ear, and a broken window.

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Chapter Seven <-- Chapter Eight --> Chapter Nine

Boyishness

Where there is talk of ugly people, boozing, and the cooing of mums.

*** Um. I'm pokey and I forget to do things. For uh. Months at a time.

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Chapter Six <-- Chapter Seven --> Chapter Eight

Of Boneses and Lynches

Where there is growing up, growing old, and drifting apart.

*** We've been trying like mad to organize our 12 year plan, but... we fail, bottom line. On the bright side, however, we've got a bunch of chapters to post that were supposed to be for later. So here's what we're going to do for you: We're going to take a page out of the EPP book and start posting whatever we write for the future, unchronologically. Good deal? We'll post lots more, this way! And likely have a lot less six month long lulls. Lol.

Ps - WE LOVE YOU GUYS, OMG

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Chapter Five <-- Chapter Six --> Chapter Seven

A Rita/Ben Montage - Part A

Where there is tabloid journalism, a small percentage of the Libertines, and tropical furniture polish.

*** Ahem. Um. *peers about sheepishly* Hi? We've been gone for a while. Though, can I just say that in the last six months we've shipped across country and globe, found an apartment and employment, and procrastinated like woah? But we're back! And we're working on things, I swear!

PS - This chapter is for tyedyedchicky, since she asked so nicely and all. :)

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Onward to Part B!

Make sure you've read Part A first!

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Chapter Four <-- Chapter Five --> Chapter Six

1) A Poll of Interest

Where we ask you questions, you provide answers, and decisions are made accordingly!

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2) Family Dinner (takes place July of 2025)

Where there are two daughters, two big brothers, and the sort of family dinner you'd never see on The Brady Bunch.

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Chapter Two <-- Chapter Three --> Chapter Four

3) A Lack of Propriety (4th Year EPP-era)

Where there is teasing, indecency, and a depressing lack of magic.

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The Hot Bones Sisters

Where there is ice cream, lewdness, and a girl you've never met before.

*** Hey, mrs_batman, remember that surprise we've teased you with seveal times? Guess what Manny is short for. ;) <333 Also! We were really surprised no one asked who Oliver was! Like we said last time, feel free to ask questions! :)

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Chapter One <-- Chapter Two --> Chapter Three

Boys & Boys

Where there are tits, dirty underwear, and Doctor Who.

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Badly Made Bridges <-- Chapter One --> Chapter Two

Lost Without Each Other

Where there is an Impala stuffed with shoes and Juicyfruit, towel clad men, and our usual penchant for sex and its related activities.

*** This chapter title is a song by Hanson, and this is the last chapter in the Badly Made Bridges era! And what started out as a small chapter morphed into the longest thing we've written for the series to date. The next is going to be an intermission of sorts titled Ten Plus Two. If you can guess why, we'll tell you a secret about the future of the story. Also, if you feel that something is unanswered, or you'd like to know a little more, go ahead and ask! AND PLEASE COMMENT XD

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Onward to Part B!

Make sure you've read Part A first!

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Chapter Thirty-Nine <-- Chapter Forty --> Ten Plus Two