Hark! What Devil is This!?
I just watched all 3 Mad Max movies and the fanfiction bug has bit me. Why did no one inform me Mel was so effin HOT when he was 24 years old? Damn! Down, boy!
I even went so far as to search around online. Is it just me, or has the quality of fan fiction deteriorated completely in the past 6 years? I mean, yeah, there was always some terrible stuff, but holy heck, the stuff I cam across was just flat out AWFUL. It's like someone injected all the Twilight kids with an uncontrollable urge to scribble down every passing thought! Did no one tell them that writing is as much an excercise in what NOT to put to paper as it is in deciding what TO put down!? Good grief.
Anyhow. I'm off to find suitable pictures of Mad Max.
PS I refuse to even acknowledge that "Beyond Thunderdome" is part of the franchise. The first movie was definitely the best of the 3. The second one, meh. I am not a fan of little kids in sequels. So obviously the third one was atrocious. But even had it not turned into the lost boys meets Indiana Jones meets the Goonies, it would have still been a terrible film.
But that first one. Good stuff. Almost horror-esque. And DAMN did he look fine in all that black leather ...
PS the movies were all totally gay. Gay in the literal sense, completely homoerotic. Has no one ever commented on this!? Men in skimpy leather loin cloths and SM wear, with the only women present being objectified as rape victims or sex objects? Hmmmm.
horny