dm week day 5: matching outfits!
they are my dolls and i get to play dress up
1960s business card
Im not even sure why people think Armand would've even had time to deal with his trauma. He literally went from 12 year old child kidnapped and sold into sex slavery to 15 year old boy being groomed and abused by a 1500 year old vampire, then immediately to having his home burned down, friends killed, torture and brainwashing to join a satanic cult for THREE HUNDRED YEARS, and then directly after that Lestat destroy his entire coven, assigned him the job of being a theatre director coven master again and then abandoned him after upheaving his entire life. Like between all that when the hell was he supposed to process his trauma exactly, during his bathroom breaks?
male yuri fan: i wish that i could die and be reincarnated as a houseplant in the home of a lesbian couple. specifically without awareness. i don't need to look, just be present and passively cared for
male yuri fan 2: typical male outlook. you want to insert yourself into the lives of women in the role of a child. you're trying to get between them, unlike what i want. which is to be a lamp in the home of a lesbian couple so i could be useful to them without being actively considered
male yuri fan 1: hypocrite. you obviously want to be touched by them and a lamp? even in your fantasies you are a phallic object.
male yuri fan 3: i just tried crossdressing and i got a really weird feeling in my stomach. also my girlfriend seems really into it. am i doing yuri?
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?
this is the only funny addition to this post
Werner herzog
when I first saw this quote I was like 'that's either david lynch or hideo kojima' and then read the source and realised it's the third and last of their species
here's some other great bits from the interview
shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming