Tiny Belbel

Contemplating a friend list cleanup.

As you can tell, I hardly ever update anymore. Not because I don't want to, but because the stress of life has prevented me from doing so. That, and Crackbook. I like FB okay, but I sort of feel over it. I'd like to get back into the swing of things on LJ and update frequently. I don't post much on FB of any substance, and I miss connecting with you all and having an actual outlet for my deepest, darkest secrets (okay, not really). I'm probably the last person who should be saying this, but I feel the need to clean up my friend list because some people never post. I'm hoping to post at least daily about my new personal journey and I just want to make sure that everyone who's along for the ride is awake and a willing participant.

P.S. Thanks to morning_stand for the Spring Cleaning prompt!
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Tiny Belbel

B-day wishes...

Happy Birthday, bayba. Long time no hear--hope all is well in your world.

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Tiny Belbel

Smallish update

❀ "Married on MySpace," seriously? Sounds like Desperation TV to me.

❀ Speaking of Desperation TV, my new guilty pleasure: Obsession. OMG, it's like a slow motion train wreck. I mean, what could be better than an OCD woman who avoids fruits/veggies/anything else that will cause a bowel movement, because she's scared of her own shit. Right? And then, she follows up her shitting sessions with a "shower ritual" which involves two hour enemas, and for the grand finale: scrubbing her asshole with a toothbrush until she BLEEDS. She's been hospitalized and required blood transfusions twice. But. I. just. can't. stop. watching. Oh, and now Aaron's addicted too (to the tv program, not the rectum brushing), so that's helpful. My other favorite was a guy who was afraid of death, and had never turned to the left since age 3. So going up stairwells with left turns...omg...he did this spinning dance on each landing, turning 270 degrees in order to continue up the next flight. Now that is entertainment. I could watch forever, but alas, the show is only an hour.

❀ So, speaking of crazies, I've told you about my nutzo boss here and here. Okay, so this is the warning: PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK. I 100% PROMISE YOU THAT THIS WILL BE THE NASTIEST THING YOU'VE *EVER*EVER* HEARD. ( Collapse )
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Vote w/ brain

McCain didn't bother to vet Joe the Plumber? I thought he learned his lesson with Palin.

NEW - Joe The Plumber once lived in Alaska
Ever since "Joe The Plumber" became a character in Wednesday's presidential debate,

we've learned a lot more about him.

For one thing, he used to live in Alaska.

For another, he's not a plumber and his name's not Joe. Technically.

Joe Wurzelbacher's first name is Samuel, but he goes by his middle name.

He's employed as a plumber in Toledo, Ohio, but does not hold a plumber's license, as required by the county.

John McCain mentioned Joe as an example of someone who would pay more under Barack Obama's tax plan.

Wurzelbacher spoke to Obama last week and told him he was concerned about buying a plumbing business that made more than 250-thousand dollars.

It wasn't clear if he meant revenue or profits. Obama told him anyone making less than 250-thousand would get a tax cut under his plan.

The 34-year old Wurzelbacher lived in north pole and Eielson air force base for four years in the 1990s.

Although initially reported to be undecided in the presidential race, Wurzelbacher supported McCain in the primaries.

Since he was mentioned in the debate, media have also discovered that Wurzelbacher owes 12-hundred dollars in back taxes.
(KENI Radio - Anchorage)

Vote w/ brain

I wonder if they mean...how well they debate in general, or debate like Palin?

Palin lookalike strippers to strut in pageant
LAS VEGAS (AP) - Some spectacled strippers are looking to score some votes of their own, just for looking like Sarah Palin.

A Sin City strip club says it plans to host a lookalike contest in honor of the GOP vice presidential nominee, and is bringing in women from gentlemen's clubs all over the country to compete.

They'll be judged by club guests on how they resemble Palin while wearing a swimsuit and how well they debate, according to news release.

A vote will determine the winner. The prize? A $10,000 package including a trip to Washington for Inauguration Day in January.

Officials for Club Paradise Men's Club in Las Vegas say they're holding the contest because Palin competed as a beauty queen years ago and is widely impersonated today.

Palin came in second at the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant, taking home the Miss Congeniality award.


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