If Wishes Were Horses, Then Beggars Would Ride

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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stibnitewires

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this is so stupid

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anistarrose

[ID: meme comic redraw with Taako and Magnus from The Adventure Zone. Taako is looking to the side and saying: "Look, Magnus, I don't like women, OK?" With a shocked expression, Magnus thinks: "Taako is a misogynist?"

Magnus declares out loud: "Taako... That's a horrible thing to say." Taako grimaces in shock and thinks: "Magnus is homophobic?" End ID.]

firstginger
hurlumerlu

People -and therefore characters- can have self-esteem issues while also being convinced they are the GOAT, and I think not aknowledging that often gets in the way of character analysis.

hurlumerlu

"pretending to be confident, but deep-down actually insecure" is definitely a character type that exists, but "genuinely confident but there are a few things she doesn’t trust herself with," or "genuinely hyperconfident in her abilities but entirely unsure of her worth beyond that," or "genuinely hyperconfident in herself but if you push these 3 mental pressure points in a specific pattern she will be a sobbing mess on the floor" are characters who exists as well. And they're all beautiful.

ao3org
ao3org

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homunculus-argument

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

wario-hentai-hobbyist

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

wario-hentai-hobbyist

Found it!

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homunculus-argument

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

redstonedust
redstonedust

sometimes i see an out of context discourse post and im like "hm this really sounds like op is strawmanning a reasonable argument and making up a guy to be mad at." and then i check their blog for context and realise theyve spent the past 72 hours arguing with the human embodiments of the strawman. like damn nevermind im sorry for doubting you. you are fighting battles so cartoonishly evil i cant even fathom them as real. good luck out there.

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jeanbean16

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

silverwolf1249

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toskarinfr

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

crazy-pages

... you know. If I could transform into someone a CEO is ethically obligated to help and then punish them for failing to do so, in such a way that they can only be accepted into society again if they learn basic moral lessons about decency, I don't think I would do anything else ever again.