aviary of mana

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pipkin-the-hellion
sreegs

You should take some time to read @3liza's post documenting the Phantom Report Bug (which she deserves praise for doing, thank you eliza) and see how fucking broken Tumblr's report tool is.

I also want to reiterate something she is once again correct about: no one files bug reports. I have first hand experience working at Tumblr and I remember having to tell web devs on Staff "i saw a post about someone talking about a bug" and they were unaware because no one followed through to file a bug. I have fixed bugs that I saw people posting about that were in my domain (I'm a mobile dev) but were not in the system.

No this is not an endorsement of "complain about it enough and eventually someone will see it", this is an endorsement of "file a bug report directly to computer companies and people will most likely read it and probably fix it". I mean it this is not a Tumblr-only thing. I've seen this at every company I've worked for. Just fucking file a bug report please I beg you, software gets complicated and the devs are just unaware that there's a bug until you bring it to your attention. And they want to fix the bug! I promise!

3liza

WHAT AM I ALWAYS SAYING TO YOU PEOPLE. COMPLAINING GETS THE GOODS. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO GET MAD UNTIL YOUVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PROBLEM TO SOMEONE WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FIX IT

3liza

POLITELY

thisisnotharmless

Hello, software QA engineer here!

The quality of your bug report can also have a huge impact on how quickly and effectively the bug gets fixed. I have received a lot of user reports that I could not turn into ticket items for the dev team because the report was unclear about either what the problem actually was or how/where the user was experiencing it.

For example, saying "When I reblog a poll, the page crashes" might seem like it clearly describes a bug, but it's actually maddeningly ambiguous. Was this on mobile or desktop? Was it a "reblog now" or a reblog from the editor? If from the editor, did the problem happen when the editor was opening or after you clicked the "Reblog" button and were being returned to the dashboard? By "crash" do you mean the page froze or the app closed itself or a secret third thing?

If we can't identify the problem or reproduce it, then we can't fix it, and your report just gets added to a list of "unconfirmed issues" and filed away. Plus, having an actual dedicated QA person on staff is becoming less common everyday, and I can promise you that the average Developer is not going to put the same amount of effort into researching a bug report as QA would.

So here is my template for how to write a bug report with maximum impact. [I will put explainy commentary in brackets.]

STEPS TO REPRODUCE:
[Start with your environment and a clear, neutral starting point, then go step by step through every action you take until the point the bug appears. Lists are better than paragraphs here.]

- On the Android mobile app, open the dashboard
- Scroll to a post containing a Poll and click to submit a vote on one of the poll options
- Click the Reblog icon, and when the selection menu appears, click "Reblog..."
- When the editor appears, add tags then click the "Reblog" button

CURENT BEHAVIOR:
[This is where you describe the fuckery. Please be specific and literal. If you can also attach screenshots, even better.]

Nothing happens for several seconds after clicking the Reblog button, then the screen turns grayscale and audio of a guttural voice saying "IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE" followed by screaming plays at full volume. Then the app closes and reopens itself 6 times, at which point I'm returned to the top of the dashboard, and the post was not reblogged.

EXPECTED BEHAVIOR:
[This part gets skipped more often than not, because it feels obvious, but it's actually super helpful in identifying and fixing the problem. A lot of times, bugs will come in for features that have not been worked on in a long time and which probably don't have good reference documents. Describing what should be happening goes a long way in determining the location of the bug in the code base and the scope of the fix, as well as ensuring that the fix ends up being what you actually want instead of a surprise new thing.]

After clicking the "Reblog" button, the post should be posted to my blog with the added tags, the editor should close, and I should be returned to the position on the Dashboard that I had scrolled to prior to reblogging the post.

theotherwesley
artemissoftstepper

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

voxelfoxkae

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aspenspeaks

If you want to actually fix your sleep schedule you need to consistently go to bed half an hour earlier than the night before AND either keep your wake up time the same OR consistently wake up half an hour earlier as well, until you are sleeping at the times you actually want to be asleep at. This is of course, very difficult to do but does actually work.

gothiccharmschool

This is the first time I've seen the Insomniac's Gambit post with instructions on how to fix your sleep schedule.

Will it work for someone who has Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder? No idea.

Will it absolutely suck to try it? Oh yes.

cello-moon
lgbtcharactertournament

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Round 1, Match 7Edelgard/F!Byleth (Fire Emblem: Three Houses) vs. Barley/Ravenpaw (Warrior Cats)

Edelgard/F!Byleth propaganda:

“you have this emperor trying to tear down the entire rotten system with her own hands, convinced she has to stand alone because no one could possibly understand what she’s carrying - and then byleth chooses her. not as a symbol, not as a weapon, not as the professor on the other side of the battlefield, but as the person who stays. the hand-holding, the crimson flower route, the ending where they build a new fodlan together… it’s dramatic sapphic revolution romance and honestly fire emblem was very correct for that.”

“Edelgard is lonely in this very self-inflicted but also deeply understandable way, because she’s spent years turning herself into the person who can survive doing terrible necessary things, and then Byleth is there choosing her, following her, reaching for her hand, becoming the one person Edelgard lets herself be vulnerable around. The whole thing becomes this huge central WLW romance where the emperor and the woman she loves literally remake the continent together. Iconic.”

Barley/Ravenpaw propaganda:

“Ravenpaw witnessed a murder and ran away from his Clan to avoid being killed, since he was a witness. He meets Barley and they live together for the rest of their lives. :) Also, they're cats.”

“Live in some cat cult and witness a murder, leave all that behind and live happily in a farm and be gay”

Who should advance?

Edelgard/F!Byleth

Barley/Ravenpaw

fire emblem polls and quizzes I'm sure they're very nice cats but please come help my beautiful wife who has never done anything wrong in her life win