Squid's Tiddie Indulgence

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spring-spite
spring-spite

olly’s half of oufrey is sooo insane because like. you are deeply hopelessly irreversibly in love with your best friend. he lies to you about everything and you know it and he knows that you know it. you have lived together for a decade. you can only communicate through oblique metaphors and miles upon miles of skirting the subject. he is home to you. you do everything you can to make him accept your help and love and devotion and he does everything he can to avoid it. you are his biggest weakness, a loaded gun lovingly held to his temple and you have no idea. genuinely wtf

wha spoilers I'm so fucking feral about them your honor
aropride
aropride

12 years old: i was so cringe when i was nine, i'm super mature now though

15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance

the mold spores in my house speaking to me telepathically: yeah that's perfect now hit post

sol-hearth
nitrobishop

one of my earliest video game memories was my neighbor from down the street burning me a copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon onto a CD and giving it to me for free, with the caveat that one day a week he would sit behind me and backseat game HARD. like "build this here, okay now build this here, no not there, HERE, okay now make a path here," etc etc. i never minded it at the time, i genuinely had no idea how to play so i thought he was teaching me. years later i learned that him and his family were Orthodox Jewish and him backseat gaming me was his way of getting around the Sabbath ban on playing video games