im going to be talking about the dndads folgers incest commerical parody on my death bed
pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago
im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.
so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown
BREAKFAST
Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.
unrestrained summer fun
every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event
