Anonymous asked:
Oh goldfish of the webbed site, today tell us an animal fact that YOU want to tell us.
bunjywunjy answered:
if you cook a penguin egg, the egg white just kind of. stays transparent.
apparently they taste pretty good, but I don’t know if I could get past the look if I’m honest
(defense) attorney culture is like the opposite of cop culture. lawyers hate all other lawyers with a barely concealed passion, yes, even their partners at the law firm. no solidarity, 85% drama and 15% social niceties. they’ll hang out together socially on occasion but they hate each other to their core. they’re like betta fish.
cop: Officer Misconduct would do that, he’s a good lawman, he was the best man at my wedding and I’m lucky to have known him.
doctor: I’ve worked with my colleague, Dr. Malpractice, for 15 years now and I have never witnessed the behavior you are describing.
defense attorney: Yeah, that sounds like something that stupid bastard would try. He doesn’t have the good sense to navigate his way out of a wet cardboard box, much less construct a sound legal defense. He has the integrity of a fucking gnat too. When we were in law school 35 years ago, he barfed in the back seat of my Mercedes after a night out and he never paid to get it cleaned. Even his wife can’t stand him. Fucker. I hate that guy.
The "Gandalf is old as balls" meme is textually inaccurate. As one of the Maiar, the fullness of Gandalf's existence pre-dates the invention of sexual reproduction, so strictly speaking he's older than balls.
#does this imply that Gandalf reproduces by mitosis? #does this also call into question the source of his big naturals? #in this essay I will be pondering the origin function and indeed existence of Gandalfs various orbs (via @creepyspacewizard)
While Gandalf is older than balls, he is not in fact older than big naturals, on account of Eru Ilúvatar's own massive honkers.
The music of the spheres, yeah.
I won't say it's a widespread trope, but it's definitely a recurring trope I've bumped into from several different furry porn artists where a character is bioluminescent, but it's specifically their glans, and now I'm trying to imagine what evolutionary scenario a brightly glowing cockhead could possibly be adaptive for.
They know her only as Granny Rags, the witch who appears here and there. After she leavesr people to find the remains of the unfortunate ones she leaves behind.
But she wasn’t always like this.
Noble. Beautiful. Wealthy. Even touching her was once considered an honor. But Vera Moray cast it all aside in the name of the black-eyed God.
It’s fascinating how much Vera Moray resembles Jessamine. The style, the gaze… Perhaps it’s simply the influence of Dishonored’s visual style, but the resemblance is hard to ignore.
I’ve wanted to draw a fan of the Outsider for so long, and I knew I wanted to show Vera before she became Granny Rags. At the very beginning of her descent, when she was still beautiful, respected, and completely devoted to the black-eyed God.
A little piece of Dishonored lore/ hehe😊
