Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

her name is dottie and she just OBLITERATED her birthday pokepuff. everybody say happy birthday dottie

((thanks @morianrhod for commissioning me! this was a super fun prompt to draw!))

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

There’s a little Irish coochie gargoyle I think!! I can’t remember her name, but she’s silly and is sometimes found over church doorways

Sheela na Gig! She's a Christian symbol to help ward off the devil. According to old folklore, if the devil comes around, he will be warded away if a woman flashes her coochie at him, on account of the coochie being a holy and cleansing sort of thing. It's the gateway to life after all. Proof that some societies recognised the power of cunt

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

deeply amusing to me how the term "minicomputer" was coined very prematurely

^ this is a minicomputer fyi

And these are microcomputers. Yeah we really weren't expecting just how small we'd be able to shrink things down.

We should keep the trend going, laptops should be nanocomputers and smart phones should be femtocomputers

I think I'm mutuals with a femtocomputers

whatever....

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

someone make this into a bumper sticker

This is absolutely not staying in the tags

@geothefafa we desperately need an update with a picture of Garcia

he had to grab a picture of her

i hope this helps

it's actually dr pepper rodriguez and she's an official dr now bc she got her phd!

THATS HER!! I'm dying laughing that we completely forgot her lore and just made an oc based on this dr pepper can promotion. I'm glad she really did it though! We may have been facing the wrong way but we were rooting for her the whole time ❤️

Ivón Padilla-Rodríguez is an assistant professor in the Department of History, specializing in the socio-legal history of child migration to the United States. The daughter of formerly undocumented Mexican immigrants, her research in and outside of academia is rooted in her longstanding commitments to immigrant communities.

She is currently working on a book project, which is based on her quadruple prize-winning doctoral dissertation, that exposes the long history of child migrants’ cruel reception in the U.S., as well as the resistance and organizing by migrants, their children, and local advocates.

She fuckin’ aced it, guys.

Happy disability pride month! Me and my wife are both trans disabled women and could use some help with disability aids, medicine and bills. Please help us if you can, if it helps you'd also be helping another disabled person by helping us with bills. Also we're the moms of @rickybabyboy

$329/$600 raised

Edit: I got bad news about my appointment for getting better/cheaper pain meds regarding the fees, it will be another $300, please help me if you can

Edit 2: I am quickly running out of narcolepsy meds

Venmo: AGIEF

Paypal: agieocean@gmail.com

Ko-fi:

I am giving this one more desperate try. I need help urgently, the more time that passes the more likely I'll have to buy more expensive pain meds and have to start fundraising all over. Please help a trans woman who has been harassed about needing help.

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

having finished deltarune ch4... is THAT why people hate toriel now???? an adult woman whose youngest child is in high school isnt allowed to get a little wine drunk on a worknight and dance with a spooky skeleton man???? you people expect a woman to be a gentle selfless caregiver 24/7 meanwhile Asgore is running around stalking his ex wife and rummaging through his neighbor's bathroom. fucking fandom madonna whore complex.

she doesnt know kris and susie are Doing A Deltarune all she knows is that her oldest is in college, her youngest has a new friend and is developing independance, she's had two decades of being a good caring mom, her ex husband is stalking her, and this nice young man from the grocery store likes her jokes and wants to dance with her. let a woman fucking unwind for a night!!!