he never became a lawyer cause of his drinking problem!

YEA! he could never pass the bar!

hey guys thats our post for tonight i hope you all enjoyed it as much as we did making it. Wanna thank all the writers and producers of the post that really put in the hours and of course the band! Have a good night out out there on tumblr and always scroll safely

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so we took all the same ingredients that we use in the delicious poisonous cake, you know the cake that’s so delicious that people cannot resist, but to eat it, and as a result will always succeed in poisoning them, but we left out the poison. people say it doesn’t taste as sweet any more but we use the same amount of sugar so idk 

you know in a way, both of these guys are saying the same thing

i am judge, judy and executioner

hey i saw that ur leaning on the wall and thats really fucking offensive in my culture (i am a pair of vans shoes) don’t let it happen again bud before you get stomped out

all religions are really just a some good stories so it’s always weird when you see people too afriad to read the other religions texts it’s like a Smallville fan abstaining from watching Supernatural when in reality it is all stories under the same god. The CW network <3

man i am fucking sick of all this Yin! I’m going over to the Yang so i can finally be away from this shit ass Yin!

the great american novel wont be a book. Americans dont like to read! it will be a movie or even easier itll be a tv show cause who wants to leave their house. This world is mad man

yea dr.doom is one of the strongest characters in all of fiction fueled by his unending bitterness but believe that through the combined faith and trust in both the american legal system and Catholic guilt i beleive Daredevil could defeat him

every night Mr.Hyde comes out of the woodwork to hide my weedpen

has angel food cake for the first time and it’s good just needs about 1-2 more leches

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