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on 14 January 2005 (#5769685)
Updated:
on 24 April 2026
Name:
Sal McGhostface Killah
Birthdate:
18 October 1985
Location:
Boise, Idaho, United States
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I WENT FRIENDS-ONLY

She had a glass in one hand, a champagne bottle in the other, and trouble splashed all over her lovely lush body.

[12:30] Murphy: Wait
[12:30] Murphy: sarah isn't the earth mother?
[12:30] Murphy: why the hell have i been worshipping her
[12:30] Murphy: i thought she could send squirrels to me
[12:31] Geese: I think she can
[12:31] Geese: if she can't, then who has been sending me all these squirrels
[12:32] Geese: I wouldn't mind so much but
[12:32] Geese: do they all really have to be headless

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