suck it

what up elitists

Ooookay this community is the greatest. join.  beautyandbitch  is the name. Being a beauty and being a bitch is the game.

so i was feeling kinda shitty today; im sick and its cloudy and im bored.
but then i remembered that i should be happy because i'm AWESOME and i'm better than almost everyone.
PHEW.

realizations like that are bomb.

i know that we are better than, well, everyone. but i think i found our competition.

click me! they look innocent, but you just wait and see.

if we practice enough, we can take them.

where's the love?

ok so i propose that brian richard colgan, (lj name: inkandpaint) should be invited to join this community for the following reasons:

1. his entries are always a perfect mix of intelligence and wit
2. he does not post obsessively, just one in a while
3. he said this: RocKool732 (6:05:15 PM): so saturday night I got high and went to the beach...it was a total chaminade moment
4. i am better than almost everyone, and he is friends with me, so that means he has to be better than most people.

what do you say, kids?

panicwithagun
2003-11-20 16:12

nicole, you know it isn't like me to read your journal or communicate with you in any way, but after reading that post i have become thoroughly convinced that you are better than everyone.




yes, brian. yes.

ob solet e asian: ali1+ ali1 = ali2
kissedlikethis x: you cant add me to myself shaun
ob solet e asian: oh yes i can
ob solet e asian: ali1+ ali1 = ali2
kissedlikethis x: ok.
kissedlikethis x: shaun
ob solet e asian: ali^2 * al^2 = ali to the fourth power
kissedlikethis x: i dont know how many times i have to tell you this, or what it will do to get through to you
kissedlikethis x: but
kissedlikethis x: there are not 2 of me. only one.
ob solet e asian: ali1
ob solet e asian: if you have a one
ob solet e asian: than thier must be a 2
kissedlikethis x: implying that you cant just make another one of me, (although i know wed all like 2 alis), just to add me to myself.


im so much better than everyone, that katies boyfriend wishes there were two of me.

dearest nicole e prior,

you should really make this community closed, so that you have to get permission to join. to prevent creepy people from joining. and to be way more elitist.

YES!!!! Holy shit, a community where everyone else thinks they're the greatest. I think that's the best. I thought I was the only narcissistic person on LJ. Fuck all them whiny ass bitches moaning in their livejournals about a bad acid trip or their boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's panties winding up in the laundry. Bah! I'm 23 and I work in a university library. I'm by far the cutest girl here, and definitely dress the best. I'm a classical pianist, but I'm not too narcissistic about that, I still have a long way to go. I think self-love is under-appreciated (heh, that's like an oxymoron). Since when is it bad to be happy with your appearance, your personality, etc. Hell, I even think my perfect ass is proof of the existence of God. Here's to self-adoration! I'm a pirate!