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SPAM Subject Poems (x-post)

NOTE TO bestspamevar: Hi SPAM-lovers! Long time reader, first time poster. I thought you might appreciate these at least as much as Kelsey seems to. Enjoy.
Since I have nothing better to do, I was taking the time to sift through all the SPAM in my Yahoo! Inbox, when I noticed how beautifully the subject lines complemented one another.

Here are some very personal and heartfelt poems I pieced together from them; some by selecting and rearranging, and some by extracting long chunks in the natural, beautiful order they arrived. I suppose I should post them to bestspamevar.
And the Utmost Christian Poetry Contest.

If you have any of your own SPAMetry(c) creations, please post them here, and if you set some of these to music, I'd worship at your feet forever. Look for the audiobook — read by Kelsey Grammar — to be released this autumn.
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To a primordial
That at tyrannosaurus
For vestal at chromosphere
An export he reciprocity
The marguerite go redemptive
Happy new year
As of dragonhead
He byzantium by everlasting
was compartment the benzene
A warlike my wacky
by in deuce
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Or disgruntle a revive
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it's stevan from former jugoslavia

my name is stevan and i come from former jugoslavia. nowaday i live in germany. the most time i learn for scool.
my occupation is chemical technik assistant but in two years hopefully i used to study at MIT in the USA. quantum theory (physik).

i realy love young girls and my heart burn for a boyfriend with the same interest.
here in germany its easy to be a young girls lover. more and more younger girls want to be fucked with older guy, you know :) i often go to icehokey and knew many people there, therefore i know it. when you ever had the dream to get out in a former country an you need help, a friend who'll help you, so write me dear
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my name is stevan and i come from former jugoslavia. nowaday i live in germany. the most time i learn for scool.
my occupation is chemical technik assistant but in two years hopefully i used to study at MIT in the USA. quantum theory (physik).

i realy love young girls and my heart burn for a boyfriend with the same interest.
here in germany its easy to be a young girls lover. more and more younger girls want to be fucked with older guy, you know :) i often go to icehokey and knew many people there, therefore i know it. when you ever had the dream to get out in a former country an you need help, a friend who'll help you, so write me dear <NAME!!!!!!!!!!>.

for the futere is my hope to have a friendship with a so freat guy like you, so I make a little present to you.

My familiar schoolgirl Vera was shipped her to her older sister for summer holidays.
Well, her sister's boyfriend (old rich man) simply fucked her for a first time and made a pics.
i put them in internet for you, see:

http://MKTL.archi-go.com/index.html

many wishes and all luck from my heart to you, yours stevan

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I ain't clickin on it. I'm also kinda worried about the kind of friendship stevan wants with me, considering his "heart burn" for a boyfriend.
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There is a link in the email that says "You look nice but I don't want this".

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