Hi, I’m Epiphany, or Pip for short. This is my main blog, where I reblog whatever I like that’s on my dash.
My fandom side blog is @cicadas-epiphany. I post about Hollow Knight, Transformers, Fallout: New Vegas, Pokemon, and some other stuff.
ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer asked:
0 inch nails: i dont wanna fuck you
d1s4strous answered:
i don’t giuve a shit about your inside
i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.
Reblog if you're kinda irrelevant and don't know a single person who actively uses tumblr
Things that will never happen because everybody who has ever used tumblr is dead :(
you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts
“Your pets only love you because you feed them”
Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it
it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side
ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor
and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business
ALTSAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!
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The first time I saw a post making fun of them was the first time I learned about them and I bought a pair on the spot cuz my ass is hot af.
