Just finished this 2 panel comic stuck in my backlog for months. Fuck 🧊

spin the wheel to make an animal!

The creature

When we learn something we should’ve known already or that everyone supposedly knows my family and I have taken to saying “well you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point”

Didn’t know what feat. means on a a song? Well, you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point.

Didn’t know how to read an analog clock until last week? Well, you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point.

been really enjoying pretending not to know what pokemon are when i sell the tcg packs to gambling-addicted chuds. they ask me for a tin from behind the counter and i say "which one? the ghost or the tiger?" i called Zygarde a 'green doggy :)' and the guy's face got really red

If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.

It’s wild how pan bundles can get away with calling something a “5-piece set” when two of the “pieces” are lids. Motherfucker that’s a three piece set. Stop lying.

I have been “you can tell this website is aging”-ed on this post soooooo many times. So many. And like it’s fair I get it does sound that way, but I have thought this since I was 17. This is not a new gripe it’s just that I happen to be slowly replacing my cookware that I got when I was 17 now.

(The real indication of me aging here is that I’m buying stainless steel and enameled cast iron from an actual cookware company instead of nonstick aluminum from bed bath and beyond.)

quick superman doodle for my friend!!

And brother?

I hurt people

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

this is awful. try it

hey man quick question. you okay?

that's none of my business

oh yeah here's all the sands i drew on april fool's. 👍

more people should have cambrian era animals as fursonas. especially if they design them the same way sparkledogs look. i just want to see art of a rainbow anomalocaris holding hands with an edgy hallucigenia

is this too much to ask for

Behold! Cambrian gfs

Kris has apparently been doing their cool little point since they were a kid and just never stopped lol

Kris and Asriel

my friend forced me to redraw this lmao

Missing his ex

sometimes I worry that I'm too quick to hold grudges, and then I remember my friend jeremy who has a list 100+ items long of all the grudges he's ever kept, ranging from "guy at a cafe with an unforgivably bad haircut" to "vladimir putin (no explanation needed)"

Sick of all the things that started out as being intentionally free getting paywalled. Did you hear they started charging for putting river water in your socks?