*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

i said i wouldnt post much from the archives, but i know yall thirsty asses are gonna want confirmation so here it is:

the skirt IS INDEED also see-through. the text also basically confirms that he regularly wears things like this to bed, and those arent just once-in-a-while outfits. the people's princess ❤️

you can get so much mileage out of contemplating murder bot. did you know this

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

Based on that trend of the comic from milletude

I fixed it

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

• I am stronger than the jar
• ⁠⁠I know what left and right are
• ⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess
• ⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands
• ⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

quite frankly i didn't realize enough people still used wattpad for this to be that big of an issue

Calamity ?

just been doodling random stuff recently don't mind me...