Ain't no country boy quitter

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

does anyone else remember the absolute euphoria they felt when listening to wishbone for the first time. cus. i do.

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

How it feels to interact with allistic people about literally anything ever

thank you starkid for gracing us with lauren lopez and jon matteson

You know the really crazy part of Hey Melissa being so divisive is that sometimes we forget it was read On A Livestream where Jon is sitting right next to Nick holding a bluetooth speaker and Jeff's mic is being weird half the time. I know it's been canonised and I love that but it is funny remembering the circumstances in which it was read.

this is why Mr Davidson is on the dirty dogs list

hey melissa!!!!

My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

Comment on The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals video:

I actually can’t stop laughing at this

I love how excited Will Branner is about EVERYTHING 24/7 especially with friends its so adorable

Jon and Will having two different types of scary ass blue eyes will never not be funny to me

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

funny caption

"we need to do nerdy prudes again"

when im at the jon matteson fanboy competition and will branner is there

henderhop

thats it, thats the post