grindhouse

Stripper Poles are Fun

Jan. 5th 2007. 
Stefans going away party at wiseguys.









You'd think with how open my fucking eyes are in these pics I was high? 
Nope, just really really hammered. I do that when I'm drunk.
Time to start pulling out the ol' compact before the cameras start flashing.
It was like having paparazzi around when we got up on the polls.
Stefan said I made 1 of his fantasies come true. I didn't ask what the fantasy was.
dumb and dumber

Your New Year's Resolutions

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet octopus

2) Eat less brussel sprouts

3) Travel to Alaska

4) Study marine biology

5) Get in shape with belly dancing
What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

I will definitely have to work on eating less brussel sprouts in 2007. 
In the last 27 years I've had all of ZERO brussel sprouts.
Alaskan Fisherman are sexy.
Study marine biology? I once had a fish for 2 days.
Shakira Shakira.
Get a pet octopus? Not to sure on that 1, but maybe I can "pussy sit" for Carla before getting my own pet pussy?
If there was a #6 on this list it would probably say, Lose the 1 track mind and build an atomic bomb with used batteries.
That'll never happen but I could build a dangerous something with the mounds of batteries I have.
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    Deep sea diving
grindhouse

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so im hammered, just got home from my cousins wedding by way of limo. yep, limo service!
possibly the most uncomfortable limo ride i've ever had. why? there was me and momma and this guy Ian.
Ian happens to be the very 1st guys dick i sucked. YA, he devirginized my sweet mouth and there i am taking a limo home with him and my mom.

WOO HOOO!!!!!!
Suddam Hussein is DEAD!!!!
I am NOT american but I am damn proud that slimy fugly fucker is dead!

Good night peeps.
Hello Savanna vibrator :)


OHHHH!!!
can't forget the BEST compliment i ever had.
apparently i look like Scarlett Johannson :)

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    drunk drunk
Jailbird, nineTeen60

I saw it on Oprah

This was on an episode of Oprah a few weeks ago.. I was blown away.

FIRST EVER PICTURES OF ANIMALS IN THE WOMB

his foetal dumbo comes from a programme called 'Animals in the Womb', due to be shown on Channel 4 over the Christmas holidays.

The film uses a mixture of 4D ultrasound scans, specially created models and computer graphics to create these images. They are not direct images - no "tiny cameras"were inserted into the wombs of the animals in question, however this is the first time this 4D ultrasonic imaging technology has been used with animals of this size.

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