I'd just like to call attention to the best photo ever posted on inaturalist

i hope mormons have a huge schism that culminates in a civil war in utah and nobody survives and all the crumbl cookies close and all the dirty sodas go off the menus and music gets a little less annoying for a minute

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

thank you Cathy your support means the world

Cathy you're scaring me

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

this is what the refrance

obsessive4obsessive relationship where i tie us together and u complain that the rope isn't tight enough

this post has reblogs off but i think about it all the time. truly evergreen post

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

They’re saying all bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar???

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

YEOSANG @ The Performance 260412

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

when we both get home from the party crossfaded as hell and my girl wants it NOW