Writer's Block: Speak Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy me hearties, the call of the sea be strong! Seein' as it's Speak Like a Pirate Day, let's have all ye landlubbers, scallywags and sprogs tell us in a buccaneer's tongue who yer first mate be, and what sort of booty yer willin' to walk the plank for. Savvy?


Speak lke a Pirate day, huh? :P
I was hoping for something better.