I painted a picture of you in my heart.

THAT'S. IT.

I'm starting an Amazon Village.

ABSOLUTELY NO MALES ALLOWED. NOT EVEN GHEY ONES.

I'm surrounded by guys that are treating their wimmens like crap. I wanna provide sanctuary.

*firm nod*

... I need to blow off this steam.

... And it's not just one person, either. It's been happening all around me.





(And Sorry, No Kevins allowed either. You has boy-parts.)

Work schedule for the upcoming week:
Sunday: 12-9
Monday: 12-5
Tuesday: 2-9
Wednesday: 2-Close
Thursday: OFF
Friday: 5-9:30 (FOR HARRY POTTER OMG)
Saturday: 1-8

You know your meltdown is mild when Mac 'n' Cheese and Dunkaroos make the day somewhat better.