will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?

🌸 somebody has just asked your character the above question. now, they must answer. MUST.
🌸 so...answer. no blank comments allowed. fill up that subject line (or the comment body, if you're longwinded).
🌸 this will go well.

[He's not even necessarily talking about himself. Anyone who gets close to him tends to end up dead one way or another.]