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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT: Tournament of Champions Part One

My life currently all about freaking out over my San Diego/Vegas tickets because I want a change and the price they're asking is absolutely absurd (hint: the change cost is $200 more than the TICKET). So instead of curling up into a ball and weeping, here's another Who Would Win in a Fight?

The winners of the previous rounds have now been paired up, with some semblance of fairness so that Dakota Fanning doesn't end up fighting Karl Kroenen and divided into a few groups. This is the first one and the winners of this, the next one and the third one will go up against each other in the end. Since there's an uneven number (thanks to one character appearing twice), Voldemort was randomly selected (beckara was present to guarantee randomness) as the wild card. Another Wild Card will be chosen for the final round.

Now here's the poll. Remember the rules: no weapons, no magic, nothing. Just a one-on-one physical fight. Who would win?

Poll #1410917 Who Would Win in a Fight? Tournament of Champions! Round One.

Joey Tribbiani vs. Marge Simpson

13(17.3%)
62(82.7%)

Master Shake vs. Mr. Peanut

43(59.7%)
29(40.3%)

Benicio Del Toro vs. Quentin Tarantino

49(65.3%)
26(34.7%)

Severus Snape vs. Will Turner

63(84.0%)
12(16.0%)

Edward Norton vs. Matt Damon

50(69.4%)
22(30.6%)

Velma Kelly vs. Omarosa

43(59.7%)
29(40.3%)

Jason Bourne vs. John Hartigan

37(51.4%)
35(48.6%)

Karl Kroenen vs. Catwoman

44(61.1%)
28(38.9%)

Michael Bluth vs. Owen Wilson

46(62.2%)
28(37.8%)

Jamie Hyneman vs. Simon Cowell

53(71.6%)
21(28.4%)
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WWWIAF volume.....4? 5? Something. It's something.

I have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY RIGHT NOW. SO ALL I CAN DO IS ASK YOU ONE QUESTION:

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

NO WEAPONS. NO POWERS.


Poll #1348438 Who Would Win In A Fight? Volume.....4?

The Repo Man or Sweeney Todd?

27(43.5%)
35(56.5%)

Elektra or Catwoman?

16(25.0%)
48(75.0%)

Bryan Mills or Frank Martin (The Transporter)?

31(50.0%)
31(50.0%)

Lestat de Lioncourt or Edward Cullen?

57(89.1%)
7(10.9%)

Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie?

20(31.7%)
43(68.3%)

Tigger or Hobbes?

17(26.2%)
48(73.8%)

Joseph Fiennes or Prince?

34(53.1%)
30(46.9%)

Mario or Luigi?

35(52.2%)
32(47.8%)

An ostrich or, like, 10 kiwis? Imagine there are 10.

40(61.5%)
25(38.5%)

Rorschach or V?

26(40.6%)
38(59.4%)
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Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all that!

My birthday was January 4th, life is going well, school is hard and I feel guilty about not updating. So since I’ve been a Livejournal delinquent, here’s something fun to make up for it!

Who Would Win in a Fight? (Volume….4?)

Remember the rules here. There are NO WEAPONS allowed, or any kind of offensive superpower (that means you, Sylar). So it’s just a back alley brawl. Or a ring, if that helps you at all. Keep all this in mind!

(also ignore the little De by David Caruso. It snuck in.)


Poll #1119009 Who Would Win in a Fight?

James Bond or Jason Bourne?

66(45.8%)
78(54.2%)

Monica or Rachel?

92(65.2%)
49(34.8%)

Omarosa or Donald Trump?

94(68.1%)
44(31.9%)

Seven-foot boxer Nikolay Valuev or a Rhinoceros?

40(27.8%)
104(72.2%)

Gil Grissom or Horatio Caine?

74(51.4%)
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70(48.6%)

Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra? (Cannot ask favours of the mob)

49(34.5%)
93(65.5%)

Mohinder or Sylar?

46(33.8%)
90(66.2%)

2007's movie serial killers: Sweeney Todd or Anton Chigurh?

81(57.0%)
61(43.0%)

Darth Vader or Lord Voldemort?

80(54.4%)
67(45.6%)

Keri Russell's Baby, River, or Your Cold, Dead Heart?

81(57.0%)
61(43.0%)
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Time for another round of "Who Would Win in a Fight?"

As always, there are no special powers or weapons allowed: just a real fight man-to-man (or whatever-to-whatever). It's not "pick your favourite", either. Just pick whoever you think would win in a fight for whatever reason you can come up with. Also, if you voted last time, I think Quentin Tarantino did have a knife.



Poll #990884 Who Would Win in a Fight?

Davy Jones vs. The Ghost Pirate LeChuck

79(65.3%)
42(34.7%)

Liam Neeson or Garbiel Byrne?

91(75.2%)
30(24.8%)

Gogo or Miho?

61(52.1%)
56(47.9%)

Gordon Ramsay or Simon Cowell?

60(48.8%)
63(51.2%)

Mr. Peanut or the Turtles Turtle?

85(71.4%)
34(28.6%)

Velma Kelly or Roxie Hart?

85(72.6%)
32(27.4%)

Trent Reznor or Severus Snape?

39(31.5%)
85(68.5%)

Guybrush Threepwood or Will Turner?

53(43.8%)
68(56.2%)

Sally the ragdoll or Emily the corpse bride?

74(60.2%)
49(39.8%)

Master Shake or Meatwad?

63(52.5%)
57(47.5%)
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Who would win in a fight + Read A&K

abe_kroenen's 2nd "Sin City"-inspired episode came out today. Please check it out! Enjoy! Comment! Please! I'll love you forever! ....Please?? Come on. It's right here http://abe-kroenen.livejournal.com…

And now... For Volume 4 of 'WWWIAF?'!

Imagine straight fight between the following. No Weapons. No special powers. Just man-to-man. Please take a few seconds to look over 'em and vote! You can't pick who you like more, just who would win in the fight!

Poll #980513 Who Would Win in a Fight?

Benicio del Toro or Joaquin Phoenix?

70(68.0%)
33(32.0%)

Chandler or Joey?

42(41.2%)
60(58.8%)

Peggy Hill or Marge Simpson?

41(39.4%)
63(60.6%)

Edward Norton or John Cusack?

70(67.3%)
34(32.7%)

Boromir or Aragorn?

23(22.1%)
81(77.9%)

Hansel or Derek Zoolander?

56(54.4%)
47(45.6%)

Two-Face or The Penguin?

64(62.7%)
38(37.3%)

Mr. Incredible or Shrek?

61(59.2%)
42(40.8%)

Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez?

(he might have a knife. you don't know.)
60(60.0%)
40(40.0%)

Scar or Shere Khan?

42(40.4%)
62(59.6%)
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I live! And I'm doing boring stuff in school! And I love you!

Okay! So I haven't posted in forever. I have memes that I should post, I have information I should spew (abe_kroenen has a perma-link at Deltorofilms.com, weird dates, travel plans, life stuff...) and I also have...well, that's really it. Mostly the whole ranting and raving and carrying on befitting a journal. But the reason I've been so bad when it comes to posting is mostly that when I'm not goofing off somewhere else, I'm mired in ridiculous amounts of homework and what not. But soon, soon I shall return and you'll all remember what it's like to be sick of me.

But no, in all seriousness, I'm here to beg you for some help with my marketing research class. If you guys could PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE fill out this poll, that would be so very nice of you. I know it's lame and boring, but...well come on. My next poll is going to be yet another game of who would win in a fight (I have all the questions done, I just have to get the pictures) but for now, please take this one.

Thank you very very much!

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Who would win in a fight? Part III

First off: If you missed The Office's Christmas special, find a way to see it. It was brilliant.

Secondly: Talladega Nights was just okay. I thought Sacha Baron Cohen was wasted. But I loved the DVD interviews with Jean and Gregory.

So yes. No weapons, no special powers, straight fight between the following. I'm curious about a few of these, so I'll ask you to take a few seconds to look over 'em and vote! You can't pick who you like more, just who would win in the fight...

Poll #890422 Who Would Win in a Fight Volume 3

The Joker vs. Lex Luthor?

71(67.0%)
35(33.0%)

Clay Aiken vs. Dakota Fanning?

20(18.7%)
87(81.3%)

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers vs. Cillian Murphy?

44(41.9%)
61(58.1%)

Jon Stewart vs. Stephen Colbert?

63(58.9%)
44(41.1%)

Gail vs. Catwoman?

48(45.3%)
58(54.7%)

Phil Ken Sebben or Harvey Birdman?

39(38.2%)
63(61.8%)

Karl Kroenen vs. Voldo

76(74.5%)
26(25.5%)

Jerry Seinfeld vs. George Costanza?

56(54.4%)
47(45.6%)

Hannibal Lecter vs. Jack the Ripper?

73(68.2%)
34(31.8%)

Postman Pat vs. His Black and White Cat?

20(19.6%)
82(80.4%)
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Ha! Ha! Cookies on dowels.

....Do you hear that?

That is the sound of me not studying! Because I'm DONE! I'M DONE I'M DONE I'M DONE!!

To celebrate, I'm going to sit at home and not do ANYTHING. Life begins again tomorrow and tonight I am going to sit happily and do absolutely nothing worthwhile. I even went to rent Rocky from Blockbuster...Naturally, I didn't get it because everybody and their mother is trying to rent Rocky right now, but instead I got Talladega Nights and, with it, I intend to to break my rule of not watching movies alone. It's going to be absolutely fabulous to think about nothing.

Also, abe_kroenen was updated today! It's not the Christmas episode, but it's the...pre-Christmas episode and that's surely worth something.

Anyhoo, I'm off! Enjoy your evenings and for those of you who are still doing exams, I wish you the best of luck!

Eeheehee!!
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Who would win in a fight??

I'm studying once again, and dying as well, but I figured I'd take a break to ask you yet more stupid questions like "Who would win in a fight??" :)

Same rules as last time! It's just a hand-to-hand fight. No weapons.


Poll #881833 Who Would Win in a Fight?

Jospeh Fiennes or Ralph Fiennes?

19(26.0%)
54(74.0%)

Michael Richards or Mel Gibson?

23(31.5%)
50(68.5%)

Clarice Starling or Dana Scully?

35(47.9%)
38(52.1%)

Gary Oldman or David Thewlis?

55(74.3%)
19(25.7%)

Alan Rickman or Ian McKellen?

40(53.3%)
35(46.7%)

Kevin or Yellow Bastard?

59(80.8%)
14(19.2%)

John Malkovich or Philip Seymour Hoffman?

50(66.7%)
25(33.3%)

Adam Savage or Jamie Hyneman?

21(28.8%)
52(71.2%)

George Oscar Bluth (GOB) vs. Michael Bluth

25(34.7%)
47(65.3%)

Hector Barbossa or Davy Jones?

31(41.3%)
44(58.7%)