UNKNOWN WEAVER, Flemish
The Offering of the Heart
c. 1410
Tapestry
Musée du Louvre, Paris

you can poke a cat to hear her noise

Tampa Museum of Art: Tampa, FL

Simon de Vos, 1603-1676

The Penitent Magdalen, n/d, oil on copper, 38x31 cm

Herzog Anton Ulrich Museum, Braunschweig

François Clouet - «Woman at her Toilette», с.1559

the hog, rembrandt, 1643 (national galleries scotland)

Jeff Garner, Men's Quilted Coat, 2011, cotton, hemp/silk blend, and metal, 48 x 25 in. (Men’s size 40R) [per file], Smithsonian American Art Museum, Gift of Elmerina and Paul Parkman in honor of the fortieth anniversary of the Renwick Gallery and the thirtieth anniversary of the James Renwick Alliance, 2013.10A-B, © 2011, Jeff Garner

actually i would rather chop my own arm off than feel like i am inconveniencing someone. thus rendering myself an even bigger inconvenience