Reblogged bumblerhizal
Reblogged bumblerhizal
The way my classes this semester look in my calendar is endlessly funny to me. Fuck man I'm sorry, I can't hang out on September 22nd, I'm so busy.
Reblogged jess-the-vampire
objection!!!!
Reblogged combefaerie
i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
ideal woman to me and i am not kidding
She gives the impression of someone who would survive an apocalypse without particular fuss. Mad Max road warriors? Barbarian Queen in 3 months, tops. Space Imperialism? Leader of the Rebel Alliance in 6 episodes. Zombie Apocalypse? Her leitmotif is heavy metal. Her superpower is Competence. She could walk into Mordor.
Like you gotta understand The Japanese have a particular cultural Mythos around Fishermen And Their Wives and Miyazaki is an old-school Romantic in the sense that he mythologizes Common Folk in all of his works so when I say that the hyper-competent, Wife-of-a-deep-sea-fisherman, Miyazaki-Mom-figure could “walk into Mordor” what I mean is that she is a mountain of iron wrapped in a thin veneer of silk
From a Doylist perspective she is no less powerful than the Mother Of The Sea.
From a Watsonian perspective, she literally outruns a tidal wave, befriends a Goddess, and saves the world from supernatural devastation.
And her name is Lisa, thankyouverymuch
Reblogged thelastlivingme
Reblogged gwylyssnihleran
dracula's son, alucard, and frankenstein's son, nietsneknarf
Reblogged gwylyssnihleran
I Got Trapped In Another World With A Weird Cheat Skill But I Never Actually Figured Out How To Make It Do Anything Useful So I Just Got Good At Regular Magic Instead
I Got A Powerful Cheat Skill But I Never Played RPGs In My Previous Life So I Can't Make Heads Or Tails Of This World's Menu System I'm Gonna Be A Sword Guy If That's Cool
Reborn In Another World With A Poison Resistance Stat Above The National Median!
I’m planning on making a simple babies first comic of my characters answering icebreaker questions. The list I found online has the funniest possible opener for a crowd 75% of the people here have some kind of mentor figure based issues:
#I’m googling it because it’s what the organiser would do and I wanted to see what sort of questions she’d get#to be clear I selected this specifically because my core four are the worst/funniest set of people you could do icebreakers with#apparently question one was ‘let’s cut to the root issue of 3/4 of the people here#(question 2 was about spending £1000 on an office party)#you’ve got a man who’s literally living under an assumed identity and who will not play ball with this sort of shit#a man who would want to throw the organiser a bone but has such a lose grip on who he is that he cannot answer honestly#a woman who would give pretty out there answers anyway but is currently trying to paint herself as a cool and fun wildcard#and the woman who organised this and is trying to give answers that fit whatever the fuck this demographic is so she can fit in
Reblogged combefaerie
does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person
wow
Reblogged polkadot-cookie
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