bad spam

These wordpress ones seem to take a general form:
Email address: Bogus
URL: Actual spam URL
Content: Random spew that almost makes sense, if you don't read it too close and/or try to match the content of the comment to the content of the blog post.

They were on a rampage last night as I got 7 new spam comments yesterday after several weeks with nothing. I'll only post the ones that were interesting/amusing:
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That last one makes me think of Monty Python. "Now go away, you silly English dogs, or I will taunt you a second time!"

Someone posted this as a comment to a wordpress blog I have. I did not go back to see if there was an original comment I marked as spam earlier.
( Does this technique really work?Collapse )

( We will make you profitable money, not like all that other unprofitable crap money!Collapse )

This is the first authentically honest spam I've ever seen, though I can't say that it accomplishes much in the process.

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Hello,
we are spammers ? See:

Stop paying so much for what you know already.
SpamX

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data16 de novembro de 2009 14:0
Stop paying so much for what you know already.

WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
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We provide a concept that will allow anyone with sufficient work experience to
obtain a fully verifiable University Degree.
Bachelors, Masters or even a Doctorate.

 FRANЗAISE DES JEUX LOTERIE NATIONALE
(LOTO EUROMILLONS) JEUX
SAFIG - FDJEUX SERVICE CLIENTELE BP 18147
7018 MELUN CEDEX, FRANCE
DEPARTEMENT INTERNATIONAL DE RECOMPENSE DE PROMOTIONS/PRIX.
www.fdjeux.com

REFERENCE NUMBER: EUMIL/9925 1340068/04
BATCH NUMBER: WW/5617/IFR


AWARD NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE. 

  We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent EURO MILLIONS LOTERIE SWEEPSTAKE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAM held on the  30th of July, 2009. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 22511965491-7710 with serial number 2204-854 drew lucky numbers 5-01-11-84-61-92 which consйquent won in the 2nd category.

  You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of Ђ500,000,00{Five Hundred Thousand Euros}.Note that all participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000 companies and
30,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites.
This promotional program takes place every year; this is to encourage the use of the internet and computers worldwide. For security purposes and clarity we advise that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you.

  This program is strictly for international participants ONLY!
You have to send following details in order to facilitate the processing and release of your winning

Name: ...........................................
Nationality:....................................
Contact Address..............................
Country of residence: ..................
Tel number: ..................................
Occupation: ..................................
Sex: ..............................................
Date Of Birth:................................
Winning E-mail Address:...............

  This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. You are requested to contact your claims officer Mr. Larry Dominique, to assist you with the processing of your winnings and subsequent payments. Email Address:- lottoinfoeuromillion@yahoo.com.hk

  All winnings must be claimed not later than one month after the date of this notice. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, endeavor to quote your serial number and lucky numbers in all correspondence

  Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
NOTE: - YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF
AGE.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Alain Caron
Customer Relationship Manager

Hello


How are you doing, this is a awareness to let the public know that we have a job opening for the position
of Accounts Receivable/Payable Clerk at (ANDREW ARTIST LIMITED). Would you like to work from your
home and get paid weekly? (ANDREW ARTIST) specialize in serving the entire countries and a growing
export market, particularly in the supplies of selected Paints including Paints and Arts deco ratings.

ABOUT US:

Our Company, Our Vision, Values, Mission and Operating Principles have been developed to reflect not only
our day-to-day work on our core business.

Strategies are to guide us through the challenges and opportunities that come with global expansion and
rapidly changing markets.
Visit our website for details: http://www.andrew-wood.com/index.h…


Job Description


Your primary task for now, as a representative of the company is to Coordinate payments from customers
and help us with the payment process. You are not involved in any sales. Once orders are received and
sorted we deliver the product to a customer. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the
products but in most cases we make our clients prepay for orders or items.

They order for.

About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through, Cashier Check, Poster Money Order. Based on the
amount involves we have decided to open this new contract-to-hire job position for solving this problem.


Your First Primary task (Collection of Payments):

1. Payment will be issued in form of Cashier Check, check or Poster Money Order to your name and send to
your address by our customers.

2. You must be checking your email every day to know when payment has been sent or Wired by our clients.

3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.

4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send
payment to, you'll have a lot of free time doing another job, because this job is part time, you'll get good
income ($500usd weekly). But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We will consider
your application if you satisfy our requirements and we are sure you will be an earnest assistant till we start
Running our branch office in your state. Get back to us with below information so that we can add your
mailing address to our Regional database and forward it to our customers.


EMPLOYMENT FORM

Reference No: - LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05
Batch No: R4/A313/2-60
Full name:....................................
Address (not p.o.box): ....................................

City: ...................................
State: ....................................
Zip: ...................................
Country: ....................................
Home Phone:
....................................

Cell Phone: ....................................
Email: ....................................
Gender: ....................................
Age: ....................................

Profession: ....................................
Nationality: ....................................

Thanks for Your Total Understanding

I wait your full details ASAP,


(Job Processing Unit)

Payments Instructor
ANDREW WOODS ARTIST
United Kingdom,
Jerry Thomson
Email: jerrythomson@hushmail.com
Website: http://www.andrew-wood.com/index.h…

Dear Webmail User,

We regret to announce to you that we will be making some vital
maintainance on our Webmail system. During this process you might
have login problems in signing into your Online account, to prevent this,
you will have to confirm your account immediately after you receive this
notification.

To confirm and to keep your account active during and after this
maintenance process, please reply to this message with the below account
information.

Failure to do this might result to a permanent deactivation of your user
account from our database to enable us create more spaces for new users
and to also reduce spam input.

Confirm Your Account Details
Webmail Email ID:
Email Password:
Date of birth:

Your account shall remain active after you must have successfully
confirmed your account details.

Thanks for bearing with us.

Webmail Support Team.

From: Mr. Lawal Olu
Treasury Dept Bank of Ghana

Dear Sir,

I know this letter will come to you as a surprise because you do not know me before; my name is Mr. Lawal Olu, Treasury Dept Bank of Ghana.

During the airlift of some presidential luggage's to Europe I and my colleagues in the above department unanimously decided to include additional luggage containing US$4.8Million only for our own benefit though it was labeled "Photographic Equipment" for security reasons. I am obliged to contact you to assist us on getting the luggage cleared from the agent and delivered to you. As we have agreed on the following tames.

(1) All relevant documents to claim the luggage will be procure in your name to enable the agent deliver the luggage to your mailing address. (2) You will be entitled to a share of 25% of the total amount. (3) 5% of the total amount will be set aside for expenses on both sides. (4) 70% of the total amount will be for my colleagues and me.

If this business terms and conditions are ok by you, kindly contact me on this mail address, also, furnish me with your full names, mailing address and your personal telephone / fax numbers, for easier communication for immediate forwarding to the agent in Europe.

Note that this business is 100% risk free, as all relevant documents to back up the claim will be procure on your name, however we advice you to keep the entire transaction close to yourself until you received the luggage. For security reasons other modalities will be discussed as soon as you response to me.

Yours Faithfully

I have noticed a dramatic decrease in scamspams lately. I wonder if the law is cracking down on them. That being said, I got this one this morning.

 Hello
My name is DAVID WILLIAM . I am an attorney, working with the reputable legal firm - Hogarth Chambers in London, United Kingdom. I am contacting you because you share the same last name with my late client, He was a personal client of mine and I managed all his legal affairs. 

As of today, I stand as a true custodian to the cash deposit which he made in a Finance Firm outside the United Kingdom. I am faced with the task of getting someone who can stand as his beneficiary, who can be permitted to claim the fund. 

The amount deposited is $US12Million and the Finance Firm is ready to release the money to whoever I present as the true fund beneficiary and next-of-kin to my late client because my late client accorded me with a Letter of Authority(PowerofAttorney)duly endorsed in the British High Court of Justice when he made the deposit, to act on his behalf in times of his absence and inability to act and I was his legal advising counsellor on the deposit and other issues. 

The Finance Firm where my client deposited the fund currently demands that I quickly provide a beneficiary for the fund because the deposit duration has expired and needs a renewal or withdrawal from their company otherwise it will be handed over to the government.This is the reason that I decided to contact and do this deal with you so that we can get the money out whether you are truly related to my late client or not. 
If you feel we can sign out the funds together quickly send me your names in full, your contact address, your contact telephone number and I will get back to you with details of the transaction. 

Regards, 
DAVID WILLIAM B.Sc, Dip Law

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My two favorite bits are the part where OTHER people are trying to steal your money, and we're trying to help you recover it (by stealing it. Good plan!) and the yahoo.com address. That really sells it.