We love badfic

So, I'm new here, and I have a love/hate relationship with badfic. It entertains me when I'm down. So, I went to the pit and I searched Gwack, which is the Torchwood pairing Jack/Gwen. Mind, Jack is involved in the cannon Janto (jack/Ianto) pairing in the show, which I ship. Most of what came up was pretty bad, but then, there was this, and it trumped all:

Risen Mitten of Love 

 by: DesperateCaroline

This is fail on many levels. It is a rewrite of They Keep Killing Suzie, my favorite season one episode, as some kind of soppy thing where Gwen becomes immortal. It ignores the fact that Jack and Gwen have no established relationship beyond flirting, and makes them in love. They are indicated to have no established relationship in the fic, either. They're just in love for some reason. I won't deny the sexual tension in the show, but I will deny the in love thing. And the fic adamantly ignores the fact that Ianto propositioned Jack at the end of the episode, in favor of angst! Everyone is OOC in here, especially the now kind, and understanding Owen, and Jack, who spends the whole time crying. Gwen is also really dumb for some reason, in spite of the fact her character is actually rather smart. Dense, sometimes, but not dumb. Sigh, this is bad fic though. Made e laugh almost till I cried, and cringe.

If you're interested: I spork it here if that's against the rules, tell me. Links to my journal.

I started reading all of my NCIS fic at ncisfiction.com because the quality of the content has always been loads greater than that found at the bog of eternal stench, also known as fanfiction.net.

However, with the complete and total crap that's been posted there recently, I'm beginning to think that the NCIS fandom has hit that level of popularity where the awesome-to-shit ratio is tipping in the favor of shit. It happened to House. It happened to CSI. Now it's happening to NCIS, as demonstrated by this gem.

Fic: Leather by Phoenix414
Fandom: NCIS

NCIS is my fandom du jor, and for good reason. The TV show itself has characters and plots that are rich enough to be entertaining and captivating while still shallow enough to allow for massive fan speculation. The fact that Mark Harmon spends an inordinate amount of time slapping Michael Weatherly upside the head and that Michael Weatherly obviously likes it, just means that lots of HAWT KINKY MAN SECKS is written, and usually said HAWT KINKY MAN SECKS is actually well written because the NCIS viewer-ship tends to be in the twenties and thirties, as opposed to, let's say, Naruto, for which the viewer/reader-ship is about ten.

( That being said, NCIS has its share of turds..Collapse )

Hi! I've been a lurker here for a while. While crusing the Supernatural fandom I came across this lovely fic. It's RPS although not explicit. This line at the end of the first paragraph let me know I was in for a good read:

The grass was emerald and the sky was cerulean and their love was black.

I love the dot-to-dot trees, the 'ya knows' & the 'cuzs' and the cliches', but most of all I the love the metaphor of the raggedy old blaket for their love!

*wipes away tears* It's so touching!

First time poster looooooong time reader of bad fic.
I always read all the way through things, entire bad series. I have no excuse other than apparently my intense love of bad fic.

I finally caught up with DrWho and Torchwood so I was wandering through fic when I found this:

Moving Along But Not Aone

a Dr Who/Torchwood/SG1/SGA xover with some NCIS tossed in for good measure.

Some questions you might have like I did.

Is this a joke? Aparently not, this is an honest attempt at fic
Is she 12? According to her user info she`s 25. Twenty five! That`s more than a decade after when the vast majority of us learn to tell the difference between to and too or you`re and your or they`re,there and their.
She can`t be a native English speaker, right? Nope, according to her her native language is English. Feel free to check, I had to double check a few times just to be sure.

I went through her entire fic and even working with a friend could not manage to find anything, and I truly mean anything, that wasn`t flawed. My first ever fic dissection can be read here

Hi, I'm chelonianmobile, and I have an addiction to mind-scarring badfic.

I'm a member of the PPC, and here are the ones I've sporked so far:
http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabula…

I also did one over at the Bastion of Questionable Sanity:
http://community.livejournal.com/m…

I will rant for much, much longer about THAT series when I don't have to go to bed immediately after and therefore will be able to sleep that night. I wanted to be able to share the agony and everyone at Fanficrants is getting sick of it.

Well, g'night.

Title: One
Author:

xenasoul
Ranting: PG (NC-17 in later chapters)
New OTP: Ephram/Noah (Gregory Smith/Martin Henderson)
Genre: slash
Summary: Noah gets moe than the bargained for when he goes to Everwood in vacation.
A/N: This is the first of many ficlet to come telling how Ephram and Noah
came to first meet, first date, first kiss, well first everything. Later on
these two would appear at AU versions of "Torque" and "The Ring" as a couple.

Please follow these links to see some manips I made of my two hotties:
Manips 1,2

Read "One" this way...

Here's some pornographic Sesame Street fic. I saw it on tws_support and thought I'd post it. NSFW!

Posted to badfic and badfic_mainline.

I have possibly found the worst fanfics. And the creator has a full journal full of them. I bring you merry_mer.
( A sample of one of her ficCollapse )

I don't know what to say, really. Other than I have too much time on my hands.

Click here for chicken!angst and bad Scots dialect.