What the hell am I listening to?

I'm not sure where else they're using these commercials, but I've seen them at least twice now during Jeopardy. They're for Steak-umm, which is a name that has always made me salivate. I wasn't even sure what they were singing until the last time I saw this ad because I never pay attention to those short little Jeopardy commercials, y'know. But I knew something was very wrong with it.

You can Steak-umm in the North
You can Steak-umm in the South
But the best part of all
Is when you Steak-umm in your mouth.

The sexual connotations seriously freak me the eff out. I'm even less likely to buy this item now than I was before.

It's the original jingle they used from the 70s. I'm not sure why they couldn't/wouldn't change it. It genuinely makes me uneasy. This is now a product I want nowhere near my mouth, thank you very much.

Jesus, Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood


She was drivin' last friday on her way to Cincinnati
On a snow white Christmas Eve
Goin' home to see her Momma and her Daddy
With her baby in a back seat
Fifty miles to go and she was runnin' low
On faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year

She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention
She was goin' way too fast
Before she knew it she was spinnin on thin black sheet of glass
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes
She didn't even have time to cry
She was so scared, she threw her hands up in the air

(Chorus)
Jesus take the wheel
Take it from my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
Give me one more chance
Save me from this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel

It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder and that car came to a stop
She cried when she saw that baby in the back seat sleepin' like a rock
For the first time in a long time she bowed her head to pray
She said I'm sorry for the way
I've been livin' my life
I know I've got to change
So from now on tonight
(Repeat chorus)

Courtesy of Snopes.com. Snopes is a goldmine for shitty poetry.

( When I say I am a ChristianCollapse )

A poem about a lithopedion:

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From here.

If you were to make a Bad Lyrics mix CD, what would it have on it?

( A poem about methCollapse )

Heya,

You're all acting like decent human beings, almost too much so! Good job! But there's been some drama in some other comms I'm part of, and I figured I should post a few rules on the userinfo just in case anything comes up. So take a look. I'm allowing crediting of our fine authors, but no trolling of the authors' journals. If you do credit an LJ user, I suggest you friends-lock that entry, but I won't kill you if you don't. We'll see how that goes.

Oh! I almost forgot! I think our comm needs a new icon or two. If anyone would like to make one, submit it in the comments of this entry.

hi everyone, i'm Jes from Michigan. yay for bad lyrics! he's a couple that come to mind

"Under" by Filter
I got empty point to make
It's about a faith
An empty point of view
It's stinky through and through

because "stinky" is hard-c0re

and here's a snippet from a Michael Bolton song. we hear about a million Bolton songs at work. i don't know the title of this one, but it's Michael Bolton, so of course it sucks

Not any woman can do what you do
Only a woman like you

it's so repetitive and Bolton-like that i want to cut my ears off. ack!

One of the members of another community was working on some idiot kid's water-soaked laptop. When the thing booted up, this was the poem found on the desktop:

Thoughts are the shadows of feeling,
always darker, emptier, and simpler.
I don't care if they're fake or real.
I just thank them for showing up at all.
I have black periods.
Who does not?
But they do not have me,
they are not a part of illness,
but a part of my being.
What am I saying?
I have the courage to have them.
It's four in the morning.
This sucks.

Lenny Kravitz - Lady Lyrics

I'm crazy for this little lady
I'm freaking for my little baby
'Cause she makes me feel good
She's so fine

Don't need all my other ladies
I'm beggin' for this little lady
'Cause I tell you she's cool
She's divine

I know she's a super lady
I'm weak and I've gone hazy yeah

I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady yeah
Sophisticated lady
And she makes me feel good
She's so fine

Never knew there was such a lady
That would make me want to straighten
Out my life at this time but I find
I'm thinkin' 'bout this pretty lady
I would love her good as my own baby (?)
'Cause you know she's no fool
She's refined

I know she's a super lady
I'm weak and I've gone hazy yeah

I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady yeah
Sophisticated lady
And she makes me feel good
She's so fine

Yeah
Don't you know she blows my mind
All the time
'Cause she makes me feel good
Like a real woman should
Yeah
She's so mine
Yeah

I'm weak and I've gone hazy yeah

I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady yeah
Sophisticated lady
And she makes me feel good
And she makes me feel good
And she makes me feel good
She's so fine

Yeah
Don't you know she blows my mind
All the time
And she makes me feel good
Like a real woman should
Yeah
All the time
Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah


Yeah.