Baby Spice Demonic Origins Awareness Program

as this holiday season (oregano... goodbye!) approaches, i'd just like to place a warning out to all you folks:

please make sure that your house is properly cleansed this year. these are dangerous times. and if a fat man can appear in your home to steal food and drop coal/swathed gifts, imagine what baby spice could do with that kind of security breach. always be on your toes lest you lose them.

easy ways to ensure safety include searching your house for any offensive material (ie: iconage that is not properly cleansed (contact a moderator in regards to proper cleansing methods if you are unsure)) and removing/securing them, placing deterrents at all entryways, and remembering that there is a difference between emma and baby. learn it, know it, and do not let yourself (or anyone admitted into your domicile) utter the unspeakable name if you are even a little unsure of your security.

fifty hail geris if you get this shit wrong and are lucky enough to not have your soul sucked out upon contact.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/st…

I just heard Baby Spice's "What Took You So Long" at my work's cafeteria... what a perfect pop song! I wanted think it was The Corrs, but Google lyrics cannot lie.

a note about victorias new songs

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another reason why i love ohnotheydidnt. look at your own risk. i cant stress that enough. just dont look at it too long. i almost got sucked in.

Baby's face in stripper's crotch.

first jennifer found these pictures of mel b with her "lesbian lover" and articles about her "romp with a lap dancer". say what? then i found this:

The Spice Girls have been competing with one another for the spotlight since they went their separate ways




And now, with their individual careers flagging, it would seem one or two of them will do almost anything for publicity.

While a tangerine-tanned Geri Halliwell, dressed as a schoolgirl and put a bow tie on her pooch for a Lexus TV bash in Los Angeles, Scary Mel B was "snogging" her pal Christine Crokos in a nearby park.

Mel's ex-husband Jimmy Gulzar once revealed she had enjoyed a fling with Geri.

But we reckon Mel, 28, is feeling left out with all the recent coverage Geri, Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton and Mel C have been getting and that this clinch is yet another stunt.

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why did we not know about these things before? true or not.. why did we not know?
Mel B is so cute.

i was bored on the imdb comment board things if you can call them that, and anyway on flash dance people were whinning about jennifer lopez ripping off the movie and how both of them suck (and i happen to love flashdance) and anyway, i came across this jem:

"The interesting thing is Geri Halliwell (ginger spice from the spice girls) ripped off this film in exactly the same way about 2 years before J Lo got to it..."

there was more but it was evilness. so... i must see this video.

the "maybe" video could be our downfall. the spice is strong in this one. i can feel it.
maybe its nothing.. maybe its all just in my mind. maybe im foolish, maybe its just a waste of time... but i dont think so... im so torn inside...

in case you didnt see in the spice girls community, baby cant get pregnant
its a relief.. but they're not taking into account many other possibilities like cloning, or implanting her seeds in peoples brains or whatever hellish things she may be capable of.