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Bluejay | she/her | insomnia my behated | very lesbian | too ADHD to pick a single hobby | or to shut up ever | an adult, apparently

Hello y’all, and welcome to my blog! I’m Bluejay, but you can feel free to call me Jay (or Blue or Cool Hair or Neeeeeeerd or—). I use she/her pronouns.

I’m a dumbass with a shitty sleep schedule, a million different interests, a bad case of lesbianism, and the unfortunate ability to inflict all of the above on y’all. I’m also apparently a real adult with a job in aerospace; I’ll post about that too at some point, I promise.

This blog isn’t a serious thing with an actual theme, but rather a place for me to repost fanart and vomit my thoughts. I can’t promise posts on any one topic, but you’ll probably see things about engineering, fandom, adhd, being a lesbian, my hobbies, science, books, and of course insomnia. I also run a side blog where I post my poetry over at @andiloveyouinpieces if you wanna go read my attempts at sonnets.

Please feel free to talk to me; I’m frequently awake and bored and scrolling on my phone.

There is not really a good organizational system here, but if you wanna find my ramblings, most of them are under #tonight on late-night thoughts with jay. There’s a few more honest ones under #tonight on late night oversharing with jay. The explicit ones are under #horny thoughts with Jay. You can find things I’ve made under #tonight on late-night art with jay, though honestly, I need to go back and make sure I’ve tagged all my art. And finally, if you’re looking for my book reviews, check out #Late night book reviews with Bluejay. I’ll update this section if I ever actually organize this bullshit. Also, my blog is full of characters, so view the dramatis personae here!

hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed

Ada Lovelace was the first programmer and Charles Babbage was the first male programmer.

Anonymous asked:

well look what was the first poll I saw when I scrolled down. Redux: Are there queer headcanons about your girl blorbo? - Yes, they’re popular and I share them - Yes, they’re popular and I don’t share them - Yes, they’re popular and I share some of them - Yes, they’re rare and I share them - Yes, they’re rare and I don’t share them - Yes, they’re rare and I share some of them - Nuance - No

shivers is such an amazing skill, there’s just something so lovely about the embodiment of something as huge as a city noticing and caring about all the tiny details of the lives and goings-on of the people that live in it

to the extent that if you are outside at a certain spot while it’s snowing, it will tell you where can find a better jacket to keep you warm, with the item description explicitly calling it a gift to you from the city:

like, thanks for the warm jacket and also all these tears on my face, shivers

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

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monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

rereading my own fanfic for flow like damn this is fire why tf isn't there more of it. but of course i am the one who has to make the more of it