I'm just an awkward moron with a jumbled blog of things that tickle my proverbial gizzard.
she/they
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Pin-tailed Whydah (Vidua macroura), male, family Viduidae, order Passeriformes, found in most of Sub-Saharan Africa
photograph by Refael Bar
Four-toed Worm Lizard (Bipes canaliculatus), family Bipedidae, found in the states of Guerrero and Michoacan, Mexico
photograph by Reptiles4all
so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch
they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,
Rainbow Bee Eaters (Merops ornatus), family Meropidae, order Coraciiformes, Australia
photograph by Darren Stephens
here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls
Spot a phantom cock from the mezzanine
Set in caulk by the support beam
I’ve done glanced that way about a million times
Checking the popcorn ceiling with the panty lines
Spangled Kookaburra (Dacelo tyro), family Alcedinidae, order Coraciiformes, New Guinea
photograph via: Ornis Birding Expeditions
been a rough couple days, gimme a compliment and also a fucked up animal fact please n thnx?
your posts bring me joy and this thing can eat prey larger than their own bodies due to their jaw being Like That
they are wet (naturally) and pathetic (exceedingly) and we know so little about them! another great reason to stay alive—eventually marine biologists are gonna capture more photos, and i will be custom printing them as wallpaper to slather my bedroom, ceiling and all
“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.
“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see
the phrase "a shiny quarter to anyone who can explain this" popped into my head today but i couldn't remember what it was from. after 30 minutes of frantic googling i'm happy to report that it is from Invader Zim production art where johnen and the other artists were bullying eachother via notes on character design revision sheets
Mom: you can't listen to just the Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius Official Soundtrack CD on loop for a week straight!
Me: Power Word: Migraine
