Congratulations! You found the 404 unicorn!

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"The good news is you have just found the elusive "Four-Oh-Four" Unicorn! The bad news is this means we have absolutely no clue what you were just looking for... All your dreams are dead."

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unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

UNMUTE!!

POV u are delicious

Would your girl blorbo commit tax evasion?

Yes

No

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I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

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Types of Refrigerator One Could be Turned Into

i hope mormons have a huge schism that culminates in a civil war in utah and nobody survives and all the crumbl cookies close and all the dirty sodas go off the menus and music gets a little less annoying for a minute

heliodorus is very cute :)

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Heliodorus from accounting.

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sketch comm for @sn0zzzz i had a lot of fun with. theyre funny

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