Liam: i wanna make kandi for my kpdh cosplays so i’ll need help–
me, was a Pony Bead Girlie as a child: HEAVY BREATHING
i'm gonna make a post of of shit my residents say
"you can't just bark at your dog, Frank."
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resident (74yo) to our nurse: have you ever heard of this series Twilight? it's really good.
"i know you all think i'm crazy. but can i have a glass of milk?"
"i'm gonna come over there and put hot sauce on your ass."
Mr. F (to Miss M): you're pretty smart, for a girl.
Mrs. H: excuse me?!
Mr. F: what??? what did i say now???
Miss M: i think you meant to say, for a 5th grader. that was a show. and i was a 5th grade teacher.
Mr. F: really?
Miss M: yeah, i even taught abroad.
Mr. F: a--!?
Miss M: no, not a prostitute. in a different country.
Robert: HELLLP HELP ME
me: what's up Robert!
Robert: what's DOWN?
me: ?? i dunno, what?
Robert: my tallywhacker 😌
"does everybody wanna kick my ass?
"I WANT TO GO BACK TO
“Irene is black, now.”
Liam: i wanna make kandi for my kpdh cosplays so i’ll need help–
me, was a Pony Bead Girlie as a child: HEAVY BREATHING
Green or blue lasers, that are 300mw or higher in power, will permanently fry the cmos sensor.
......Just in case anyone was wondering.
Saw some tags I thought were relevant.
[Image description: the first image is an informative illustration depicting three flock cameras mounted on a pole. The cameras have several green laser beams pointing into their lenses. The text says "You should never use laser pointers on flock cams" in all caps.
The second image is a screenshot of tags that say "remember that their AI facial recognition software is now much more advanced and can read body language as well, they're developing more enhanced detection that can see what your body looks like even with baggy/bulky clothes, and regular medical masks are usually not enough to prevent the system from recognizing you, also don't fucking take your phone with you or have it Anywhere Near You if you do this, don't bring your car. ESPECIALLY don't bring your car if you have a newer model. the ideal situation is to approach it from a direction that has zero flock cameras in a very wide radius, so you can leave your car somewhere and they won't be able to see that you drove up to it, they are prosecuting people for fucking with flock cameras. take this seriously. be smart. be safe. oh oh final note. they're also using gait detection algorithms so ur gonna wanna like. change the way you walk somehow if u walk up to it, I think I remember hearing that it's good enough that walking in typical heels won't work so you should get creative, we live in a panopticon torture labyrinth and I hate it here. be safe." End ID.]
normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience
normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even
Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."
Went pottery painting yesterday and I’m surprisingly infatuated with how this one turned out.
A prayer to the kiln gods that it remains as cute as it is now!
Wow! This got so much love out of nowhere, thank you to the extremely sweet reblogs wishing me luck with the kiln!
You guys finally got my butt in gear to post the final product.
I’m really happy with the colors and speckles! It’s got that cozy/kitschy feel meets punk sorta vibe that I wanted. I am definitely looking to put it up on the wall. :)
