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˚.⋆✶ The Cat Collective ✶⋆.˚

@averytiredcatboi

"Reality is lemons!" "What if I'm Right?" "If you wanna flay me let's see what's inside!" "Sometimes the only way out is as a carcass." "See, how the most dangerous thing is to love."

Sys name: ˚.⋆✶ The Cat Collective ✶⋆.˚

Name(s) you may use: Jax, Sombra, Faroe, Hypnos, Fen, Onyx, Poppy, Rose, Benji, Nixin, Nix

Pronouns: They/Them collectively but please ask too

Birthday: April 5th

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Kins: link

Fandom list: link

Don't send me donation things, I cannot donate and even if i had money my family is literally drowning and falling apart. I may go homeless soon.

Rp accounts:

Dearest Angel: @the-fallen-collective <333333

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Hua Cheng: Dianxia knows I’m obsessed with him; this is the worst day of my life…

Xie Lian: San Lang is obsessed with me; this is the best day of my life!

I love fics where grim is given random weird behaviors cats have.

You need to go to the bathroom? He's guarding you outside the door, flopping onto his back and showing his belly (afterall, you're at your most vulnerable in the bathroom! He's showing you his belly in an act of solidarity)

Grim sniffing you after PE, cats are little weirdos who like the smell of their owner's sweat...

You're taking a bath and he INSISTS on being in the room with you, again, the bathroom is an especially vulnerable space!

Grim starts gently nibbling/cobbing at your arm while you're trying to pet him, after all he's doesn't remember his family :( he was probably weaned early.

You're trying to do something on your phone, and suddenly Grim starts biting the corner of your screen, demanding your attention.

Okay bye bye I love grim that's my cat-son.

Ranking WHA apprentice cloaks based on their effectiveness

The witches in Witch Hat Atelier wear big, flowy outfits in order to distract outsiders from looking at their hands - those hands are usually hidden under cloaks. From what I've gathered, it's the responsibility of the master to design their apprentice's clothes. So how easy are the cloaks we see in the manga to use to cover the hands?

Keep in mind that this is a light-hearted post, it's for fun!

Qiflings cloaks: 10/10

I mean, it has an entire panel on the front, behind which the apprentices can hide their hands. It even has pockets! They can grab their palm quire and pen and immediately hide their hands and do their job. It may be a bit of a hassle to put it on, with all those buttons, and the shoulders may be a bit restricting, but I believe all the cloaks have the latter problem. In any case, this is about how well they can hide their hands, so excellent choice Qifrey!

Euini's cloak: 5/10

Okay, kind of? There's a part with a red belt over his stomach where he can potentially slip his hands behind. What pisses me off is the slits on the cape, which may be fabulous but they're not that practical!! He has to slip his hands back inside the cape to grab the palm quire and then hide them behind the small space provided by the belt. Also canonically this whole design is because Kukrow is a piece of shit, so yeah. Even a five out of ten is too high for him!

Riliphin's past cloak: 3/10

Eh. It opens up a little too high. Maybe some space on the sides to hide his hands, but still.

Under the cut are characters who haven't yet appeared in the anime, though all but the last two aren't a big spoiler if you want to read on!