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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

No real dni but if you’re an ass I will block you

Hello there! You can call me Ford or Enigma, and if you earn my trust you get a secret third option

A few quick notes:

  • If I sound rude/dry/pretentious/otherwise weird over text I promise I’m not trying to be. It’s the autism
  • My SCP sideblog is @researcher-enigma

Original character stuff

  • Barley and Ketier are me and my partners respective ocs. I’ll make a lore post for them at some point and I’ll link it here
  • My other primary oc is Enigma, all the stuff related to them will be on my SCP sideblog.
  • Send me asks about any of my characters please!! I want to talk about them!

For any confusion regarding my stupid tagging system:

  • #.txt is anything that would be good for textpost memes/incorrect quotes
  • #.mp3 is anything with good music, so this tag will also have videos in it
  • #vid is my tag for videos, so block that if you don’t want to see any of those
  • Tags that are just one-syllable nonsense or names is stuff for people I know irl
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hauntedliz
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Sometimes when I have to do an annoying task, I entertain myself by pretending to be a scientist recording audio logs about how the mission to do this particular chore went horribly, horribly wrong. The kind that would be discovered by a player character next to my horribly mangled body. "Log entry 15, August 7th. There are dishes in the sink again. I don't know how long they've been there. Sarah and Professor Finch aren't responding to their walkie-talkies so I'm attempting to do them myself. There's some sort of residue on them. Organic, I believe, but I can't access the equipment to test for sure. Some of it got onto my hands. Thankfully, it seems to have washed off easily."

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joshuaballsett

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

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squidsmut

When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.

bioluminescent-zeph
your-mighty-words-astound-me

So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

thestarseersystem

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Wait I just remembered this. here u go :3

munneknight

honourable mention


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netherator

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sockopsockop

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I just had to browse tags on this one

Anti mint guy is really getting me lol

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bioluminescent-zeph
deenoverdami

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

evilscum

his name is Ibn Khaldun

inoue-takehiko

Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton “discover” gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldn’t exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what I’ve just mentioned here.

gettysburgaddress

#no offense but arabs literally invented chemistry and algebra and we came up with the concept of the camera #the cataract operation that’s still practiced today was invented by an Arab #we created alchemy and the wright brothers used abbas ibn firnas’ findings and writings to build on to create a plane #I could go on and on and on #pls don’t erase our scientific history

badaam-buffness

I reblog this post every time I see it

adelaecalendai

ALSO China had a printing press centuries before Gutenburg

parawyrm
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This comic came out in 1990

This is what I mean when I say 'glomps u', mutuals

ceresprism

I'm going down this rabbit hole, and this might be the earliest use? Wikipedia and TV Tropes both attribute the origin of the term "glomp" to early Viz Media translations of manga. Maybe, specifically Ranama 1/2, which started releasing in English in 1993, though the earliest translated titles were published in 1987. Interestingly, Know Your Meme talks about the action being popularized by Calvin and Hobbes, but not the word/written sound effect.

So, either Viz Media translators in the early 90s were reading Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson was reading manga in the late 80's, or both.

Given he described himself as "a huge weeb" in 2023, and how popular Calvin and Hobbes was, I'm leaning towards both. Never mind, this was a joke article.

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