I have no fear of drowning, it's the breathing that's taking all this work

Title: Combustion and Other Chemical Reactions
Media type: fic
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: N/A
Word Count: 1776 (short but sweet)
Additional pairings: N/A
Disclaimer: Not mine, never mine.
Summary: Finn really loves chemistry sometimes.
Author’s Notes: Ah, I love the smell of a PWP in the morning. Smells like...porn. So basically, suspend disbelief. Also, B, thank you thank you THANK YOU for being the most awesome of awesomes. For sdaytime, I do hope you enjoy this.


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Title: Holiday Trappings
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Santana/Mercedes, implied Quinn/Mercedes, Puck/Mercedes and Santana/Puck
Warnings: None, really, unless I have to warn for girls kissing
Word count: 1,422
Disclaimer: This Glee fanfiction is based upon the television show of the same name. All characters and situations other than my own are sole property of Ryan Murphy Productions and 20th Century Fox Television.
Summary: Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy, unless you're locked in with Santana.
A/N: Well this was FUN to write, and I hope anonymous recipient really enjoys it. To my girl B, and also to A (even though you didn't do much but be all cool), you ladies are the best and the reason all this comes out so nicely. KUDOS. Also, Happy/Merry whatever to everyone else.

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Title: There’s No Secrets This Year
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Puck/Finn
Warnings: D/s thing going on
Word count: 1275
Disclaimer: This Glee fanfiction is based upon the television show of the same name. All characters and situations other than my own are sole property of Ryan Murphy Productions and 20th Century Fox Television.
Summary: It’s not about him.
A/N: Woo, this was fun to write. Thanks so much to my girl B, for being the light and inspiration through this whole thing. You rock my socks off. To bluejbird , I hope this is something near to what you wanted. Writing Finn in green silk lingerie was definitely hot. Title and lyrics from the Silversun Pickups song by the same name, which is also not mine.



so your heart’s blown open
pulsating in your ear
the beat is insincere
i’ll tell you a secret
let’s make this perfectly clear
there’s no secrets this year


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Title: Chasing Ghosts
Author/Artist: auchic
Rating: PG – 13 for language
Disclaimer: The disclaimer: Not mine. Never mine. Sark=mine. All is JK Rowling’s and I really shouldn’t be touching. Nor should I be stealing characters from other places and shoving them into other worlds, hee hee hee. My loyalties are flexible, but stealing from me is not. No touchy or I go all banner ad on your ass.
Warning(s): Bad language…keep away from the kiddies! Character death as well, so be forewarned. It gets a little tragic.
Author/Artist Note(s): You might recognize certain names from somewhere else (*coughlifeonmarscough*) but in no way do they resemble any fictitious time traveling detectives that might share said name. Honestly.



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Title: The Fine Art of Interrogation
Author: auchic
Pairing/Character: Logan/Lamb, with mentions of Logan/Veronica, Lamb/Veronica
Word Count: 1132
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers/Timeline/Warning: Alternate version of a scene from 'Leave it to Beaver.' WARNING: nasty and disturbing subject matter ahead. Proceed with caution.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never mine. Rob Thomas, I bow to your infinite greatness and can only hope to bring some odd life to your characters. Oh, and Sark is mine. Not that that's relevant in every fic, but I gotta make sure people know.

Summary: “That’s what she does to you, isn’t it? The sound of her voice, the tilt of her head, a flick of her hair and you’re ready to come in your pants. Believe me, I know.”

Kudos: to the Bec, my Becca, my darling, my angel, even though she dislikes that I've crossed over to the darkside, she still supports me. Love you, babe.

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Title: Sick Day
Author: auchic
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Chase
Written for: hawkeyecat, who requested House/Chase and a bath brush
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None that I know of
Disclaimer: Not mine, never mine (sark is mine!)
Author's Notes: So very sorry it's late! Computer problems, then coming back to school...well, no excuses. Hope you enjoy it; I know it's probably not exactly what you were looking for, but I hope it works. Thanks to Em for hosting the bubbleficathon and to my Becs for the beta work! She rocks by the way.
Distribution: For the bubblefic archive, it's all good, Em. For others, ask and ye shall receive. My loyalties are flexible, but stealing from me is not. No touchy or I go all banner ad on your ass.

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Title: Four Times Puck Pees Where He Shouldn’t and One Time He Pees Where He Should. (Or, A Puck/Kurt Love Story.)
Authors: auchic and fuzzy_paint
Pairing/Characters: Puck/Kurt
Rated: R for the naughty words and also lots of peeing.
Word Count: ~4000
Disclaimer: I don’t own Glee. Neither do I.
Spoilers: Through the first season.
Summary: It’s literally the title. No, seriously.

A/N: For Becca. Because we love her and her obsession with Puck peeing. LOL BET YOU DIDN’T THINK WE’D ACTUALLY DO THIS. Happy Birthday, B-Star!



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Link anything on this journal to Facebook/Twitter and I will murder you.

K, maybe not that bad, but oh my god what the hell LJ? And why won't Dreamwidth let me us my journal there? I r sad about this development.

Title: The time Puck got everyone pregnant, because he's Just That Fucking Awesome
Author: Auchic
Rating: PG-13 for naughty language and implied sexing.
Pairing: Puck/everybody. No, seriously.
Summary: The, uh, title is pretty much it.
Spoilers: lolno.
Warnings: Crack!fic. And mpreg.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never mine. Sark=mine.
Distribution: Ask and ye shall receive. My loyalties are flexible, but stealing from me is not. No touchy or I go all banner ad on your ass.

A/N: This piece of pure unbetaed crack came from an insomnia induced hallucinatory state. I am totally not to be blamed for this, in any way possible!! Also, any resemblance to actual persons is entirely intentional.

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