only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence
Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car
i genuinely just don’t think people who don’t want to drive should have to. i think driving should be optional and it’s weird that we pressure people who are uncomfortable with it into doing it
you know who we should make operate a 4000 pound machine that goes 80 miles an hour? people who are really anxious about it
My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.
we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them
well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!
