Quote by Mark Dery on blobjects and the y2k-era (2002)
Scanned from the book, Blobjects & Beyond (2005)
male thot jobs
- uncle
- skiing joker
When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit
dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me
you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies
thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this
I’m brunette, I have perky tits, and a fat shapely ass. Thank God that’s out of the way now let’s talk about how exhausting everything is. Does anyone else just feel like giving up.
i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am
Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"
PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts
Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced
ah good, you're awake. i have good news and bad news.
good news: you survived the accident and you will have no lasting physical injuries.
bad news: part of your brain is a Dell Poweredge 8450 that has a load-bearing instance of a Team Fortress Classic 24/7 2fort server running on it and we cant disconnect it from the internet
you try to remember your grandmother and you just see this instead: