Journal created:
on 10 November 2003 (#1449460)
Updated:
on 17 January 2017
Name:
Phinar
Arphin is a rhesus monkey of the AB blood type. He enjoys windsurfing, sulking, silken tofu, revolutions, and being hoist by his own pet aardvark.
In past lives, Arphin kidnapped Patty Hearst, the Lindbergh kid, and Napoleon. He owns a fine collection of Ukrainian merry-go-rounds and is a close friend of Boris Johnson, the corpulent British publicist.
In past lives, Arphin kidnapped Patty Hearst, the Lindbergh kid, and Napoleon. He owns a fine collection of Ukrainian merry-go-rounds and is a close friend of Boris Johnson, the corpulent British publicist.
abergavenny, alter egos, anagrams, angkor wat, angst, archipelagos, asymmetry, benedictines, bud powell, buddhism, byron bay, cardamom, carroway seeds, ceylon, cinnamon, dark and stormy nights, disposable hankies, dna, dysthymia, etc., french, ghouls, gore, gorillas, gremlins, hippies, hitchhiking, humor, improvisation, knowledge, laughter, laurence sterne, life preservers, memorabilia, nonsense, oceanography, pectus excavatum, peyote, poe, polyglots, sex, shakespeare, shit, sitar music, south indian drumming, spices, spiritism, strain, stress, tea, thelonious monk, thomas traherne, tristram shandy, umlauts, ursula k. leguin, vodka, voyeurism, yiddish, yorick