I've got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!!

Fiona's Top 10 songs to strut to
(bear in mind this was made in 5 minutes whilst bored at work)

1. Rolling Stones - Miss You
2. M.I.A. - 10 Dollar
3. Amy Winehouse - In My Bed
4. DNA feat. Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner
5. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Art Star
6. Nina Simone - Feelin' Good
7. Beats International - Dub Be Good To Me
8. The Streets - Banquet (The Streets mix)
9. EBTG - Five Fathoms
10. The Dandy Warhols - Get Off

So as the Australian series of The Biggest Loser draws to a close I finally realised why loud-mouth Jo unsettled me:

Doncha wish your tshirt was hot like mine?

Paris Hilton deserves a slap. With a bazooka

Sorry Mutya. I admit TIMW has some genius pop songs. Still it won't be the same without you! :(

What the fuck did this guy do in another life that means he can live in such conditions in this life?
The man leaves his pregnant girlfriend and marries a rather rich and well connected lady (in true www.thesuperficial.com style when I say lady I mean trash-bag whorey whore) whose willing to keep him in wifebeaters'n'cargos and all the Malboro Lights he can puff whilst generally acting like a tool (and lookin like a fool) and making the most pathetic white boy hip hop since Vanilla Ice.

Now he's possibly got a girl pregnant and goes out clubbing every night leaving his wife to proverbially pick up the baby and literally pick up the bills.

I cannot wait to see reality slap him round the back of the head Italian mama style so he is proverbially and literally eating dirt. Twat.

Just who turned up on set with 'hangovers'...

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I don't like to say I hate people. But I fucking hate John Howard's policies with all my heart and soul. And as for John Howard? I strongly strongly dislike, disrespect and disregard him.

Damn I used to fancy Vince Vaughn but he's lookin so old these days. Damn I hope those bags under his eyes are just the cause of smoking and staying up shagging Jennifer Aniston. I really do.

So much for "Brad broke my heart! Wahhhhhh!" although I'd pick Vincent over Bradley any day. Even with his baggy eyes