Guys, you know how J*gulus shippers rip off everything from Severus and Lily and give it to Regulus? I'm about to do that, but to Snegulus.
I genuinely want an AU where Severus dies and forever haunts the life path of one Regulus Black πππ (There is 1 english and 1 spanish fics I found, but I need more).
Regulus is so in love with Severus. He constantly sees him in his mind, he talks to his image so deep in love, he is delirious, he is filled with love, he used to be and still is dependent on Severus that he feels like he lost his mind, he is shaking like an addict, he is murmuring "I'll love you always, always, Sev.", and he despises Lily Evans so so much that he physically feels ill.
But yeahh. Just give me Snegulus where Severus dies and forever haunts Regulus' life path πππ
A random thought came to my head. So what if Severus was a modern American Gen-Z when the Mauraders Era was happening. Here are some examples:
Werewolf prank:
Severus, Holding his hand out infront of him while looking at Werewolf Remus: Stop, this isnβt you!
Moony: ??
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James, after cornering Severus for the nth time that week: Youβre never getting her Snape!
Severus: Who�
James: Lil-
Severus, interrupting him: Asked.
Queue James and Severus looking at each other blankly.
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Severus, watching Mulciber walk by: Raw, next question.
Charity: What?!
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Charity, showing off her new outfits: What do you think?
Severus: Ate.
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Aurora: And then after I threw a boulder at him.
Severus: Yknow what⦠hell yeah!
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Wilhelm: I think I like Edmundβ¦
Severus, nodding and definitely judging: We listen and we donβt judgeβ¦
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Severus, watching James and Sirius tripping and rolling down a hill: Thatβs a new Ick unlocked.
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Okay thatβs it! ππ
Bonus if it is Lily:
Severus: if I get mauled by a werewolf in the shrieking shack, all I need you to do is give a slay eulogy at my funeral.
Lily, narrating: βHe like, werked.β
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Lily: *yapping about the time James did something shitty and she was mad*
Severus: Itβs giving small dick energy
Lily:
Aurora: Real
Severus: Bruce would never
Charity: no cap
This is what Severus Snape was serving and some fools started hating.
(Except, the Death eaters knew ball. They were the worst bigoted group ever, but they knew ball. Plucked the person their group was literally formed to hate on just because he was serving siren beauty and wronged mad scientist of the woods look and made him sit with them π.)
Source: @kagoya1219 on X.
greedy ass
πΆ The boys, the girls
They all like Carmen
She gives them butterflies
Bats her cartoon eyes πΆ
Severus deserves all of them as admirers and even more. What do you mean greedy?? There aren't enough admirers up there! π
Does anyone know a time-travel fic where Severus is transported back in time to Marauder's era and he navigates that hellish time as the new Head of Slytherin and Potions Professor? I feel like Draco's era of Slytherins and Lucius' era of Slytherins would be so different and I just want to witness the drama of them having a half-mudblood professor as their Head of House. A halfblood who is also insanely talented in dark arts lmaoo.
I've been thinking about this fic idea again. And I just wanted to do a little more world-building. (Sorry if it comes out in jumbles).
To begin with, I feel like Severus' way to handle Lucius' era of Slytherins and Draco's era of Slytherins would differ considerably.
For Draco's era, Severus in some ways was spoiling his kids by not taking points off of Slytherin, not correcting them in public, indulging their demands (ex: Quidditch training field booking), and I suspect, not bothering to harshly reprimand or punish them even in private. When you compare that to how he treats other houses' students, Draco's era of Slytherins were immensely spoiled by their Head of House. (They were provided with everything Slughorn never offered Severus when he was a student).
Alternate Sev Ship Names!!
Snulciber: BrutalPrince Snily: FlowerPrince Jeverus: PrinceChaser Snack: StarPrince Snupin: MoonPrince Snettigrew: PrinceTail Snosier: RosePrince Snucius: SilverPrince Snarcissa: MirrorPrince Snegulus: PrinceWater Snouch: PrinceKiller Sevdora: CrystalPrince Snavery: WisePrince Snilderoy: GildedPrince Snilkes (Edmund): RoyalPrince Snilkes (Juliette): PrinceLover SnapBottom: PrinceGarden Snapini: MysteryPrince Sevarity: CherryPrince Snaurora: DawnPrince Sevmary: PrinceKisser Sevbenjy: PrinceCastle Sevtram: RavenPrince Sevsheda: RunePrince Sevtima: SevenPrinces Snolly: HoneyPrince Sneeter: QuillPrince
Snedgar: RedPrince
Pass the gospel π

