longwhitecoats
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“Come on, I watched all your stupid romcoms,” Trinity grouses. “It’s pride month and you are legally obligated, as an ally, to watch whatever queer nonsense my overworked heart desires."
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Double Exposure by longwhitecoats for Philomytha
Fandoms: Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers
24 Dec 2025
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The noise of the British Intelligence Service’s Christmas Ball spilled from the ballroom’s windows into the early December air, sending laughter, music, and volleys of cigar smoke tumbling away down the hill.
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Superpod by longwhitecoats for sarsaparillia
Fandoms: 이상한 변호사 우영우 | Extraordinary Attorney Woo (TV)
25 Dec 2024
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“We need someone to go undercover. Our client says they’re still charging her tuition even though they’ve kicked her out. We need to find out if this is happening to anyone else.”
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Rim Protection by longwhitecoats for englishsummerrain
Fandoms: Men's Basketball RPF, Pacific Rim (Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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Their jaeger shakes as another blow of the kaiju’s tail lands. Kyle sets his teeth and steps back for firmer ground. The seabed is loose here, not far from the dropoff that leads to the depths. Liberty Titan can handle that if she has to. But she shouldn’t have to.
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Monster Manual by longwhitecoats for whitedandelions
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
25 Dec 2024
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The fucking annoying thing is, it isn’t even Edgin who sets off the trap, it’s Xenk. Was it because he was distracted listening to Edgin rant about how hard it is to get goblin snot out of a tapestry? Maybe! Is Edgin fucking pissed that the trap hit him instead of Xenk and now Edgin is turning into some kind of lizard? Definitely.
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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29 Jun 2026
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Vibrations by pleniluneheron
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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“Human book recommends relaxing bedtime routine. Listen to soothing music, sleep in a cool, dark quiet room. Stick to regular schedule.” Rocky recites what he read. “Schedule is good, room is dark and quiet. Soothing music, question?”
“Not a bad idea,” Grace stretches his legs a little. “I’ve shown you lots of music. You remember the soothing ones. Why don’t you sing for me?” He asks, jokingly.
“Good good good!” Rocky chirps excitedly, wiggling around inside his ball. “Yes, Rocky will sing. Grace will listen. Grace will sleep easily.”
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27 May 2026
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When Rocky's mating cycle starts and doesn't stop, he has no one to turn to but Grace.
His cycle never would have started in the first place if Grace wasn't so very.. wet..
But it's never just about the mating, is it?
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Adrian's guide to falling in love with Rocky's leaky space blob (in two seconds flat)Bookmarked by longwhitecoats
26 May 2026
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rocky curious too by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Mar 2026
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Rocky states his proposal as soon as Grace has one foot in the ladder, and Grace misses the next rung and almost cracks his head against the side of his bed in shock.
There is no way Rocky had actually said what Grace thought he heard, just now. “You…you want to what? For science?!”
Rocky tsks, like Grace has taken the implications way out of proportion. “Experiment,” he stresses. “Logical, methodical experiment. You make it sound… unreasonable.”
Grace explodes. “Unreasonable! Unreasonable! You want to stick your hand up my ass!”
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24 May 2026
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Magnificat by adverbian
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
15 Apr 2026
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The inherent eroticism of being perceived with curiosity and without judgment. Or, what if you were on your way to Tau Ceti e to save the world, and your alien best friend watched you get off for science, and then you learned some interesting xenoanthropological facts about Eridian mating customs? Well, it happened to my buddy Ryland Grace.
"You can see?" I whisper.
"I hear." Rocky matches my quiet tone. "I hear everything."
And that's interesting, because those words fuse white-hot with my pulse, and earth themselves with a thump between my legs, and all of a sudden I'm not soft anymore.
Okay. Yeah. We're way past being shy.
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24 May 2026