booze and cookies for life

so here's the drill... we aren't like those other elitists fucks who vote on who stays or goes, but there is a catch. just fill out our questionare, send it to Lickmybass@email.com or drop me a comment at my lj (username: lickmybass), give me a minute, and then i'll add you to the members list. the community is closed so that no poop heads join, and so we know who comes and goes, not so we can make ourselves feel better by denying people who aren't cool enough.

ther are some guidelines tho... you have to live the "slutt" lifestyle. no no no, we aren't the type of slutt you are thinking about. we are apple slutts. basically a bunch of girls who live all across the united states, who get together and go to shows and have a blast. its not that hard, right?

oh, and we do have some formal "foes".
sxe kids.. if you dont drink or have sexxx or do drugs, fine, but dont fucking preach about it. it doesn't make you any better than anyone else.
vegans... again, b/c they like their soap box. we like our meat, in fact we love it. late night stops to whitecastle and taco bell are essential to being a slutt, so dont try to ruin our fun by passing out animal rights pamphlets, if you dont eat cow thats fine, but dont try to make us pass up on that tastey steak.

the questionare:
1. name (and nickname if you have one):
2. age:
3. have you ever met any appleslutts, and if so, who?
4. top 5 albums:
5. have you ever met any rockstars (or pseudo-rocstars) who, and tell us about your experiance? (if you've met multiple, tell us about your favorite)
6. why do you want to be an appleslutt?
7. whats your poison (favorite drink)?
8. what's you're favorite prepared meat dish (be specific, like chicken parmesan)?
9. can you skank?
10. you're favorite catch phrase, word, or mantra:
also, please include a picture, if you have one.
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what do you think???? additions/changes/deletions? lemme know.