RETIREMENT
Article on Retirement
It is important for men to remember, that as women grow older it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when
they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are
oversensitive and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Clarence. Let me relate how I handled the situation with
my wife, Marie.
When I took "early retirement", it became necessary for Marie to get
a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that
we needed. Shortly after she started working I noticed she was beginning
to show her age.
I usually get home from the Golf Course about the same time she gets
home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says
she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't
yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she
gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Grill at the club
so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when
I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now, it's
not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I
do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening
that they won't clean themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does
seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. I really think
my experience as a manager helps a lot. I consider telling people what
they ought to do, I like to think that is one of my strong points.
Now that she has gotten older, she does seem to get tired so much more
quickly. Our washer and dryer are in the basement. Sometimes she says
she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue
of this; as long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening, I'm
willing to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to
wear to the Monday lodge meeting, or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club,
or to Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling, or something like that, I will tell
her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing.
This gives her a little more time to do some of those odds and ends
like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or dusting.
Also, if I had a really good day on the course and it was wet and
muddy, my clubs are a mess, so I let her clean them, you know.....get the grit
off the grips and a little light Brillo on the club faces at a casual pace. My
golf bag is heavy so I lift it out of the trunk for her. Women are delicate,
have weak wrists and can't lift heavy stuff as good as men. But I did tell
her I don't like to be wakened during my after-golf nap, so rather than
bother me, she can put them back in the trunk when she's finished.
Another symptom of her aging is complaining, I think. For example,she
will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills
during her lunch hour. But boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I
just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or
even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much.
I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't
hurt her any (if you know what I mean). When doing simple jobs, she seems
to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was
only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene.
I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is
making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too, and then take
her break by my hammock. That way she can talk with me until I fall
asleep.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Marie.
I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find
it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do
how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you
just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of
this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After
all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Signed, Clarence
[ EDITOR'S NOTE: Clarence passed away suddenly Thursday May 26th. His wife Marie was arrested, but the all-woman Grand Jury accepted her defense that he accidentally died.]