apolausis

Guess what I got today! Guess! Guess! I'll give you a clue. It's what the fifth little piggy did all the way home and I got the Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess game to go with it.

I used to like to think that I'm not the same person I was in highschool. I've changed, evolved.

I'm starting to think I'm exactly the same person, it's everyone else who is less honest about what they think of me.

After seven days
He was quite tired, so god said:
";Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread";
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

So he said: ";Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into warm air -
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?";

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him, ";I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke -
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

It is now 2007 in Australia. This new Year started with relishing the new and remembering the old. I spent the night with some good friends I met last year, friends I feel I have become close to and I believe will last for a while.

Shortly after the New Year I saw the father of this guy I used to know on TV being interviewed. I was never really close with this guy, he was always nice to me although I sometimes got the impression that he thought I was a bit slow, but that could've just been me. He was hot, though.

In any case, I had known him since I was a kid. Seeing his dad on TV sort of made me miss those days and those people. Which is kinda sad, since I was pretty much a loner...

It's dad's birthday tomorrow and I haven't gotten him anything, yet. His fault for having a birthday so close to Christmas. My birthday's coming up, too, but I'm not really looking forward to it this year. I'm not really the type of person to dread their own birthdays, I'm usually excited about upcoming birthdays, but...

Well, I've got a feeling dad's gonna ruin it. He's been making me feel horrible for weeks.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Marchioness Naomi the Toothsome of Withering Glance Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Heaven is relief from extreme conditions.

I stole these from JoJo.

Pure Dork 47 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 60% Dork

For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in Dork, earning you the title of: Pure Dork. Like our friends Napoleon Dynamite & co. It's not as though you were some whiz-kid in school. Oh, sure, you probably did okay in some classes, but were probably awful in others. Certainly most people thought you were smarter than you thought yourself to be. And it's not that you have some overriding passion, like computers or Star Trek that sets you apart for the crowd, though you likely share some interest in some of those sorts of things. You just like to be yourself, and want to express yourself for who you are. And, really, there's nothing wrong with that. Being who you are often invites scorn, and so it's a difficult thing in a world that rewards conformity. Be proud of your dorkiness, for often it's just another word for individuality. (I'd vote for you!) Congratulations! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Professional Wrestling Love & Sexuality America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on nerdiness You scored higher than 99% on geekosity You scored higher than 99% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Dork sounds about right.

C...Carbon You scored 33 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 52 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Mass You scored higher than 99% on Electroneg You scored higher than 99% on Metal You scored higher than 99% on Radioactivity

Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Unicorn You scored 30% Esotericism, 18% Power, and 4% Malevolence!

The unicorn is a legendary animal. It is usually portrayed as a slender, white horse with a spiraling horn on its forehead, although its appearance and behavior differs, depending on the location. In the west it was usually considered wild and untamable, while in the Orient it was peaceful, meek and thought to be the bringer of good luck. There it is usually depicted as a goat-like creature, with cloven hooves and a beard. In Japan it is called Kirin, and in China Ki-lin. The word "unicorn" is based on the Hebrew word re'em ("horned animal"), in early versions of the Old Testament translated as "monokeros", meaning "one horn", which became "unicorn" in English. The creature is possibly based on the rhinoceros or the narwhal, a marine creature with one horn.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Esotericism You scored higher than 99% on Power You scored higher than 99% on Malevolence

Link: The Mythological Profile Test written by LacedWithASmile on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I ALWAYS get unicorn on these fantasy creature tests. So I guess I must be a unicorn.

A Childhood Friend Your score was 39 in Unbelievability!

You are your author's childhood friend, and a good example of a fun character for fiction writers everywhere.. You're a pretty neat person- but still very real. You are a person of few extremes, but you have your moments of glory. When you're at your best, people can be wowed by you- but you're not always at your best. And that's OK. You're only human. A novel with you as a character would sell quite well. It might not make the New York Times' bestseller list, but then again, it might. Who knows? Most people would certainly buy a book with you as a character in it. Well, they might wait for it be available in paperback- but they'd buy it eventually.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Implausibility

Link: The Are You a Plausible Character? Test written by coldrose on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Benedick Hark, Ye scored 70!

You are Benedick from Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing! Wryly sarcastic, but with a warm and loving heart, you look for love and happen to find it.. normally in the most unlikely of places. You consistently need to assure yourself that you are not falling prey to love.. but everyone (including yourself) knows that you are.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on SC

Link: The Shakespearian Character Test written by LoudmouthLee on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I came up with a new idea for a game yesterday!

I was at the bus station waiting for the bus and I was looking at the change I had ready for the bus. In particular, I was looking at a couple of 20c coins. I was looking at the heads of the Queen and that's when I came up with this game.

What you need to do is get a whole bunch of coins (preferably all the same type of coin) all from different years. Then, without looking at the year of the coin, or covering it up or something, put the coins in linear order based on how old the Queen looks on the coin. This game'll work in Australia and probably England, too. I'm not sure who's head the Americans put on their coins but maybe they can come up with their own American version of the game.

Yeah. The games I come up with are riveting.

Yarr! A pirate!



I got her from the mutedfaith lj community by labile:

http://community.livejournal.com/m…

1. what is the best name for a butler?
Robo-butler

2. what is the thing you are picked on most about?
Funny expressions I guess. I dunno.

3. whats the weirdest story of one of your scars?
I dunno. Don't have that many scars.

4. do you remember the part from bambi when bambi learns to say bear?
No.

5. what color is your toothbrush?
White

6. what is your middle name spelled backwards?
Eno evah t'nod I

7. can you eat well with chopsticks?
I'm okay. Could be better.

8. have you ever felt an earthquake?
Nope.

9. what do you do with the hot grease when you're done cooking bacon?
Pour it down my brother's back. Just kidding. Throw it out I guess.

10. how many good friends do you have?
five? six? I dunno.

11. what's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
... grass?

12. what color are your socks today?
I'm not wearing socks.

13. what's your favorite word that stars with the letter N?
Dunno.

14. what is the closest object to your left foot?
The chair?

15. do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?
Don't think so.

16. what is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?
I dunno. 20?

17. what story do you tell most often?
Dunno.

18. how do ugly people make you feel?
It depends, but not on their looks.

19. where was your mother's hometown?
Somewhere in NSW

20. where was your father's hometown?
London

21. what are the posters on your walls?
There's an art picture of a gothic fairy and that's about it.

22. two words that rhyme?
Rhyme Time

23. do you use online terms in real life?
Don't think so.

24. what do you think people think of you?
You'd have to ask people.

25. do you think this year will be better than the last?
No idea.

26. who is the first person on your incoming call list?
Don't know.

27. what is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
... Everything?

28. What is your favorite commercial of the moment?
Don't know.

29. what does it take to make you cry?
Onions.

30. what are you looking forward to?
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

31. have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly?
Don't think so.

32. who did you kiss today?
No one.

33. what do you like to do when you are alone?
Relax.

34. who are your two favorite characters on the o.c.?
I don't watch that show, nor does it appeal to me.

35. what is missing from your life?
Dinosoars.

36. would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?
No.

37. grab the closest book, what is the 7th sentence on the 23rd page?
He said to him, "Bring me a heifer three years old, a female goat three years old, a ram three years old, a turtledove, and a young pigeon."

38. if it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear?
I wouldn't.

39. do you own a super nintendo?
no

40. what do you think of law and order?
It's okay.

41. can you name all se7en dwarfs?
Probably, but I'm too lazy to do so to be sure.

42. have you ever pretended to be jewish?
No.

43. what was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?
My bag. (I didn't actually lose it, I left it somewhere.)

44. have you ever been cool enough to push all the buttons on an elevator?
I don't consider that cool, and no.

45. what were you doing at midnight last night?
Don't remember.