carrydeckcrane:

“you visit often” youre damn right i do… (grabs ezgifs ass possessively and growls)

freshbeeth:

tomodachi life coming through with the representation 👏🏾👏🏾

segamascott:

godisafujoshi:

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

perfectday1972:

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

tsarina-anadyomene:

tsarina-anadyomene:

I kind of think Disco Elysium is one of those things where a bunch of people like it so you might just think it’s some bullshit but it’s actually good. Like look. It’s not the game’s fault that tumblr can’t stop doing the overbearing babygirlifying thing. Like tumblr has a kind of enthusiasm that erases the actual thing

like sometimes i think what tumblr does to their favorite media is genuinely the opposite of love. i am not joking at all when i say this.

nyong-choi:

This is a curse

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

Like a new friend!

depsidase:

coolxatu:

moveslikekeithrichards:

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

c3rvida3:

I’m not a prayin’ man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn’t quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, “HE’S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?” and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

stage-props:

I will never be able to live up to this Letterboxd review

zoazoaa:

If you are attracted to a girl it’s important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

squidsmut:

joshuaballsett:

Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.

girlypop-shitto:

wizardarchetypes:

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

khalko:

oodlenoodleroodle:

capriciouslyvexed:

sistertaxon:

wolfennracha-deactivated2024062:

sistertaxon:

good fucking lord we need to demystify minerals. crystals do not have healing or magical powers you guys are just getting scammed

and we are what exactly?
everything we interact with is a jigsaw puzzle of atoms.
everything that effects or heals us in made of atoms and vibrations.
negative ions from moving water affect our mood so why wouldn’t crystals?

you are getting scammed

I own a rock shop. A lady came in about three years ago and asked me which crystals are best for healing, I gently explained that they didn’t have powers or healing properties. She started crying. She had late-stage cancer and no medical treatments were working. A crystal-healer had told her the only thing that would save her were crystals, then proceeded to convince her to spend $2000 on what realistically was only maybe $50 worth of Arkansas Quartz. She had two months to live, and was being strung along by scammers who gave her false hope in exchange for her life savings. I had indirectly just told this woman she was going to die, and it was hitting her all at once.
Unfortunately, stuff like this is a regular occurrence. Maybe that’s my worst story, but it’s something I encounter on a weekly basis at least.
Rocks, Minerals, and crystals are cool as hell but they don’t have powers. They aren’t mystical or special. I’m sorry for going off on a rant about this but it’s frustrating and it can ruin people’s lives.

If someone told you that crystals have powers, you got scammed.

If you tell other people that crystals have powers, you are scamming people.

Stop fucking scamming people!

To be fair, there are some minerals that have powers, but those minerals are Uranium and Plutonium and the powers are Radiation Damage